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Fatly walking around corners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZ_heAvQ94Q

And when the company stops wanting to pay the webservice hosting costs, you have to pay the plumber to come back and throw your useless toilet in the trash.

Worked for a company that made a kitchen appliance that had zero buttons. Needed an app. If you unplugged it without shutting it down in the app, it’d send you an alert notification. The app took at least three taps to fucking turn it off.

And the company was paying something like $1MM/yr to AWS to keep this thing running.

Wait until you pay for your meal

Yeah, it is frustrating that the license is tied to the physical disc. Especially when they won’t send you a replacement for a damaged disc.

I personally buy, rip, and keep the physical discs of my collection which is now well over 1,000 titles. It’s a lot of work, and takes up a lot of space, but it’s also a hobby I enjoy. I’d much prefer if I could just buy a license for the film and watch it or store it however I want.

You know, this might actually be a decent application for NFTs.

Eh. A few more steps to rip the content, but not bad really.

Now UHD Blu-ray is a different story. There are a limited number of drives that could do it before their firmware was patched.

Good time to invest in a cocaine producer.

Pretty dangerous for a vampire to invest in a market that’s only open during the day.

That’s why I like to check if someone has already rooted a purpose-built gadget before buying.

My RabbitAI will make a nice little MP3 player when the company folds.

We used to call this the ol True Lies

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Figured someone would do it better than me. Thanks for the correction

For those who just wanna know: cards at the time performed math on brightness values assuming a linear brightness scale when it should be logarithmic.

Dude looks like a Rescue Hero.

Gee, didn’t realize fascism was the default

We bought it at goodwill on a whim knowing nothing about it. Good to know about your other suggestions. Thanks!

I read Second Hand by Adam Minter. Apparently it’s all the rage in some developing nations. To the point where the antique store owners he interviews in the Midwest have a direct line to some dude in Africa.

I love Scotland Yard. We got it for a friend who loves detective stories. Then discovered that it’s a public transit simulator which is even better.

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