I used to ask “what did you do?” when there was a guy just buying a bouquet. Got a few chuckles.

In the original, you pulled them out, but parents probably got sick of losing the teeth.

Edit: This concept is demonstrated in this historical document https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-aEpGsH0a8

The children yearn for crocodile dentistry.

TIL thanks

I assumed they were generally against the concept of sex not strictly for the purpose of reproduction.

• Auswitch statement
• V2latile variable
• Goebboolean
• Zyklon C++
• Left shift, Reich shift
• Open and close Parenzer
• Iron Cross-compiler

I’m aware. Just funny that you can’t have sex for fun apparently when you’re pregnant.

While not every player is not privy to the nightmare of every person in their game becoming with child, those who have the bug are finding a large number of Sims randomly marked as pregnant.

Who the fuck wrote this?

Once a character is pregnant, they can’t Woo-Hoo anymore,

Never pegged The Sims for being so Puritain.

Will it overflow? Will we have a -32768chan?

Based on the description, my guess is that the script solved the problem of having the line interrupted by only doing a single 56k transaction per phone call.

Lots of times, phone calls were billed $$$ for the first minute and $ for every minute after that. If her script only did one transaction per call and not even using the full minute, that could add up fast.

And, given that it took a month for the bill to come, she could have been doing something wrong even during the day. Nobody would have noticed until the bill, and the 1am calls stood out the most when the bill finally came. Maybe there was a local exchange that didn’t require long distance?

How about the processor optimization as your 8 bit number needs to be packed and unpacked every time you want to use it?

I you read the responses here, there’s enough ambiguity about the choice of 256 users to maybe put a damper on the reflext to gatekeep computer science from a journalist.

A single username will use up more memory than an 8-bit limitation to the number of users will save.

I’m typing this on a 64 bit device. Why anyone would limit something to an 8 bit number in 2025 is really odd.

I also suggest putting ketchup in the soap pump dispenser. Really throws them for a loop.

Also from this fine media establishment:

• Warning: 73% of garden soil contains hidden drain chemicals affecting families for 18 months
• I tried this 2-ingredient summer mask at 53 and my dark spots faded 70% in 3 weeks (dermatologists explain why)
• Cold plunge warning: this 15-second exposure raises senior blood pressure by 40 mmHg

Also, for a writer named “John,” he seems to really like wearing women’s clothing

And I don’t know where he finds the time to get dressed considering he’s written 18 articles so far today some in just 14 minutes.

See also (SFW link)

I was shocked to learn that most projectors are only 2k.

They do limit free movement though. Like the guy they pull over whose wife is going into space-labor was pulled over for leaving the city.

many book scanners use a wedge shape and two angled cameras to scan the pages when the book is held open at about a 5 degree angle