And they poop into our drinking water, the lazy fuckers.

He’s not quite king yet.

These headlines are so fucking dumb. They’ve crossed all the lines long ago. And the media have been complicit from day one.

Of course. Just do the North Korean approach and shoot the infected. Problem solved.

“it’s all because of capitalism.”

If you need me, I’ll be in the milking room.

Going out in this kind of extreme weather would be far too dangerous.

The whole idea of turning The Hobbit into a trilogy was dumb from the start. They could have made one good movie instead.

It’s free. You can have it.

Greetings, fellow geezer!

“Hey Gramps, be a good little sheepshagger and get me Madam Fuckalicious on the horn, will ya?”

And every time a woman called me, my mother started going on about whether she’ll get a daughter in law soon.

Hentai games are not mentioned on the list, so they’re obviously OK.

The religious will never let their religion get in the way when it comes to filling their own pockets.

Even if he’s slightly less terrible, that doesn’t make him the good guy.

Another headline only the 2020s could write.

I’M HUNGRY JON!!!

Instructions unclear. Please send bail money.

Hahaha, look at that guy thinking the law has any meaning in the US of A.

To show you ads, of course. Duh.