dumbass

Shit put into a pill that you swallow.

I didn’t even think they would make a good fertilizer, just shove them in a can and fire them at a black hole, see if that eats them up.

I think you’re probably the first person in years to do that.

They definitely haven’t had the enjoyable experience of having their head nearly crushed by the thighs of a beautiful thick woman.

Just a good old fashioned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend situation.

It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.

They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.

Maybe he’s born with it.

Maybe it’s poverty.

They’re just about to pass 1943.

NEVER!

That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.

My primary school teacher called me a liar and a theif In front of the entire class because I had a months old document that teachers use for an assembly in my draw for some reason.