Dark Ritual into Hypnotic Specter will win more games, probably at the cost of friendships. You can Animate Dead their best creatures they randomly discard. 💀
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Share this with 5 people or it gets yaEnglish
121·9 days agoCHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR.

I know Le Tigre but did not know that. Thanks!
A penis in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Real Ad from the 70's with Reddy KilowattEnglish
2·12 days ago“Don’t you guys have multimeters?”
Someone gave me a sticker with this graphic. I immediately slapped it on the breaker box.
Well, it is from Urza’s Saga originally, so that follows. It’s a 1/1 for three mana, that’s its drawback. Compare to one of the original game’s cards, Royal Assassin.


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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What does the acronym MAGA stand for? (wrong answers only)English
51·13 days agoMolesters All Granted Amnesty
Oh, sorry, I just saw that you wanted wrong answers only.
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Linux@lemmy.ml•How do you explain to your co-workers that you use Libre Office Writer and other Linux apps?English
2·20 days agoYeah, they don’t bring their stuff around for help anymore. They’re probably afraid I’ll wipe it and install Debian. 🤣 It’s been a long time; I’m an Arch fiend by now.
Kids: “Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts, and when we think about you,”
Bobby Budnick: “It makes me wanna fart!”
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The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•The right tool, for the right jobEnglish
1·20 days ago“I’m trying to save the world from ancient evil reincarnated; can I get a discount on the hellfire flamberge?”
“Absolutely not.”
“Do you have any interest, then, in 99 monster guts or single-use tents?”
“Shut up and take my gold!”
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World News@lemmy.world•U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of JesusEnglish
5·22 days agoTrump’s been groomed by the Heritage Foundation to be America’s perfect president, the Antichrist. He followed orders and fulfilled all the prophecies so we should all believe in Jesus Christ’s return, in the form of AI.
This is what the billionaires are doing with their money. No doubt the revolutionary AI religious emperor of the world won’t be AGI but something convincing enough and controlled by them.
Epic Fury…
E F…
Epstein Files?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•biblically accurate angelEnglish
1·23 days agoMakes sense. As a nerd of many interests, I usually pronounce English as “Angle-isch” to see if anyone picks up on it and can tell me some interesting European history.
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politics @lemmy.world•‘We Are Struggling’: 82% Say Inflation Persists Under Trump — Including Most RepublicansEnglish
2·23 days agoThere are Consumer Price Index (CPI), Producer Price Index (PPI), and Personal Consumption Expenditures (PCE) price index.
There’s headline CPI (everything) vs core CPI (food and fuel excluded) and they had changed which one they were reporting to the media at the start of this admin. They’re not technically lying in this case, more like moving the goalposts.
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Games@sh.itjust.works•Insider Confirms Sony Ditching PC Ports: "You'll Be Seeing Fewer Single Player Games Arrive on PC."English
0·24 days agoWikipedia: “The studio has been a part of PlayStation Studios since 2011.”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•biblically accurate angelEnglish
23·24 days agoBiblically accurate
angelAnglo
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politics @lemmy.world•‘We Are Struggling’: 82% Say Inflation Persists Under Trump — Including Most RepublicansEnglish
4·24 days agoThey stopped factoring food and fuel into the inflation rate calculations.





Fuck that tabloid, the Daily Mail… but there was the guy who was attempting to mod his robovac so he could control it with a PlayStation controller. The AI he was using to help ended up giving him keys that let him remotely access thousands of robovacs, including their cameras and mics.