Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

Well, that feels nice to hear. 🙄

Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.

Is it true that all these parliament buildings are so spiky so giant hobos won’t nap on them?

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

As you can see, cootie infections have declined 63% under my administration.

If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

It’s just a widdle baby star.

… HONK!

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?

Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.

I was thinking Alien.

I’m all about enlightened self-interest.

Like, altruism is rad and all, but some people are only ever going to be helpful if they stand to gain something, and it’s best we remind them of what they stand to gain at every opportunity.

And so this is Christmas And what have you done?

He’s too real. The electorate craves lies.

Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.

Crap, you’re right.

Better not vote for them and just accept having no abortion rights until a viable third party shows up.

Ah, the superior siege utensil.

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⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️? Am I pronouncing that right, or is the last ⬛️ silent?

We’re walking about Windows, here. If 32-bit ever dies on Windows, it will be lovingly stuffed and placed on the mantle like a pet whose owner can’t admit it’s gone.