Ohhh that’s why it looks so artificial

Orchestra conductor weighing in here. This is the correct answer.

That was my immediate thought as well.

Hi, please go to a vet. Always go to the vet before making a post.

Do you have bowels of steel?

This is the answer OP.

Holy shit that hits hard

Oddly enough, I cannot find the lip gloss equivalent from the plumping action that pizza grease gives my lips.

Exactly the same with me.

The urge to smoke inside when you are drunk and living alone is real. But yeah, don’t do it.

In the shower I sound like a mixture between Fergie and Jesus.

We’ve had a few sightings in Toronto too!

Fuck yeah this sounds like my ideal weekend.

I’m assuming Slonking Fat Doinks means Sucking Big Dicks?

Yep it be the slop alright

Wow an ancient relic from the golden days of the Internet

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Pumpkin.

I would give anything to go back to listening to music on limewire. Download times be damned. It was a simpler time.

RICARDOOOO

Farro ftw