I doot

You can use those to make French fries.

Hurricane Dorian–Alabama controversy

On September 4, 2019, in the Oval Office, Trump displayed the National Hurricane Center’s August 29 diagram of Dorian’s projected track. The diagram had an oddly misshapen line, apparently drawn with a black marker, which added an additional lobe to the cone of uncertainty of the hurricane’s possible path which included southern Alabama. Public reaction ranged from mild skepticism to derision; Trump said he did not know how the map came to be modified.

Perry is wrong

Its name dates back at least to the eleventh century and means “farmstead on the stream used as an open sewer”.

Name checks out

I can’t speak for others, but out here on the west coast, I say it more like “a-bow-oot”. I could then see how it morphs into the stereotypical “a-boot”.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Rollercoaster Tycoon intensity 50

I was gonna say, I bet this person also thinks that Y2K was overblown and that the polio vaccine was worthless.

That’s how I’ve always interpreted and done it.

The truly mildly infuriating thing.

At least the title didn’t get cut off on this repost.

Coming this fall, from director Michael Bay…

NectWars

Not sure if you’re joking or completely unaware that they don’t actually sound the same…

The past, present, and future walked into a bar.

It was a tense situation.

…filed under Breaking News… 🤦‍♂️

“Annexed” is an odd way for them to frame it. The property was previously outside of any incorporated cities. The city of Starbase was later incorporated and the property is in the area covered by the new city boundaries.

So we’re just a perpetual stew?

Stop, I can only get so rigid

You mean in the country that literally features a tree on their flag?

“Enjoy your meal!”

“Thanks, you too.”

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