unfortunately we live in times where saying “we’re getting rid of this thing that no one ever asked for and never does anything good” is unusual.

now he’s the This Pillow guy.

aww, so sad. maybe quit and wait for your trials, you traitors.

yeah but it’s cheap to still use one left over from the 90s

they regularly bathe their cat

some places of the world that’s what they do

they’re from one of those places

they’ve done this before but haven’t realized how much the cat hates it

they’ve done this before but this time the cat hated it more

they’ve not only done this before but also have thought about taking a picture next time

they’ve forgotten to do it last time

this time they remembered because they, as we all know by now, have thought about it before

it’s actually funny just how many assumptions were just embedded into that “Occam’s razor”

alternate spelling for jizz. it’s a porn watching setup.

poor

there’s no question of authority here. you shoot someone you get arrested.

Did he say pretty please? That would be effective.

you don’t necessarily need luck

if this isn’t reportable and resulting in massive, back-breakingly MASSIVE penalties, then the system is fucked and laws must be rewritten.

why would you be proud as an american

it’s green text; it’s more made up than an r/aita and r/tifu post combined.

they’re so pathetic and insecure

DDG is not bing. using bing’s index and being bing are two different things, and by the way, I’d use bing over Google’s shitty ass shit every day.

how about you do like literally anything

oh ok, so you’re a bot. there’s no way a human being would think like that. someone programmed a bot to defend genAI.

a bigger photo. Jesus.

how is it like auto tune? auto tune corrects your singing, it doesn’t sing for you.

also, humans care? that’s kind of the entire point of art? we care where art comes from. find the best painter in the world, have them make mona lisa’s exact copy, and see if it sells for even remotely similar price as Mona Lisa’s estimated value which is probably around a billion dollars. anyone can “enjoy” an exact copy, no?

no. we care about art because art tells stories. human stories. computers don’t have stories to tell. they can imitate, but the best it can ever be will be as valuable as an imitation: not much.

since when is a little dick and balls malediction against society

you know what don’t answer that