• BooBees@fedinsfw.app
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    2 days ago

    Almost everyone is going after a small percentage of the hottest people with the most to offer, but meanwhile people are out there banging in droves, which means there are plenty of people who will bang based on personality or other things they see in people, like humor, capability, nice arms, grey sweatpants, whatever. So maybe don’t focus just on not being a 10/10 in the looks department, very few people are a 10/10. If only those people got laid, the species wouldn’t be like 9 billion strong.

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      2 days ago

      I’m living proof that people out there are horny enough to fuck 1’s. You can do it, virgins. I believe in you!

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        Clean and decently cared for, yes. Much less than “damn, are those new?” and those charming, sexy, even coquettish grey sweatpants <superman pose> are instead the malformed mustard & mucous magnet of gray stumpclothes. You’ve better odds picking wild mushrooms. 😅

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          I never knew the grey sweatpants thing until I was a grown man and bought a pair of grey yoga pants that were cut and styled like slacks. They may as well be a miniskirt for all the attention they’ve garnered for me when I leave work wearing them

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            Preach. I can’t recall another article of clothing I’ve left the house in that’s ever inspired complete strangers to, unsolicited, suddenly inquire/comment on the “nice breeze today”. Are grey sweatpants some sort of secret code between meteorologists?

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              2 days ago

              I got them from a company called betabrand. Sadly they only do small crowdfunded runs of products and I believe they don’t make men’s clothing anymore, so I cannot lead you to the magical yoga slacks

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      I’ll take a funny 5/10 nine times out of ten. If she makes me laugh hard enough she might as well be a super model anyways. On an unrelated note I think I might be a little face blind.