“MetaAlphabetAmazon once again refuses calls for universal basic income: ‘if people wanted handouts they should have stolen the world’s IP like we did’”
Nuclear fusion is only 9 more years away.
Half Life 3
“European empire declares total war on russia again”
“Java 47 released”
“Look at my beans” (with photo of a pot of beans)
“But at what cost: imperial media reheating the classics”
Maybe some posts related to Y2038 on embedded devices?
2036 might be the year of the Linux desktop
Now at 5% usage!
I think it’s at 5 now is it not? Or was that just steam specific stats? (Which are obviously skewed in their favour because of SteamOS)
2036 Could Be The Year of Linux!
I was thinking furry porn but that’s basically the same thing
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.world users complaining about .ml on a .ml community
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer
There’s an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know, and such small portions.”
Ukraine is expected to cede all remaining land to the US - Russia alliance under President Eric Trump
Party planning is going well for president Trump’s upcoming 90th birthday; now in his 11th year of his second term. He said via his speaking box “this will be the greatest party, possibly ever in the history of the world, many people are saying it”
Beans.
It’ll be fucking beans.
!remindme 11 years it’s bean time
The classics never die.
What about orbs?
Bean. Orbs.
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Bruh…
I know :(
President Trump has finally signed into law the release of the Epstein files
barron trump, to be exact.
oh and this is my 100th comment here in this lemmy instance. seriously!
No its a llm they made based on his posts and speeches. He is frozen or in a coma and the machine is taped on. His court of backstabbing viziers have the saddest cringiest knife fights ever over the controls every morning, but whoever wins: we lose.
so trumpbot is in control in 2036? dang it
edit: i typed “1936”
AMA: I’m the leader of a group of roaming wasteland raiders, ask me anything!
If an object in the shape of a rectangle with the length of 2520 km and width of 1650 km, with a rotation of 24°53’24’', moving at half the speed of light, losing 34.56% of its speed every second, starting from the left-most point on the object touching point A, takes 45.23 seconds for the right-most point on the object to reach point B, how far away are the 2 points?
356,411 km, give or take.
What’s your toilet paper situation like?
We use communal toilet brushes instead of paper, it’s hard trying to find paper after the incident.
the incident
Go on…
You don’t know about the incident? Have you been locked in some sort of vault or something?
I spend every breathing moment of my life arguing with people on the Internet on very trivial issues. Are you telling me you don’t do that?
Nah, I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, wayyy less stress.
Do you have any water?
I do, but I will kill you if you get too close to it.
The big news will be that John Titor is being sent back in time to save us from the Epochalypse:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
In his online postings, Titor claimed to be an American soldier from the year 2036, based in Tampa, Florida. He said that he was assigned to a governmental time-travel project, and that as part of the project he was sent back to 1975 to retrieve an IBM 5100 computer, which was needed to debug various legacy computer programs that existed in 2036
Woah, I just posted about Art Bell and was thinking about when I heard about this guy on Coast-to-Coast AM and was trying to remember his name.
