The chances of a tourist being killed by an Italian chef are low… but never zero!
The chances of a “missing” tourist’s body being found are also low, but not zero!
I’m only even ~1/4 Italian by ancenstry, and I would have it out for somebody who did this at a proper Italian restaurant in the US.
Unacceptable chuckle-fuck behavior.
I mean, it’s not, though. It is no Olive Garden. Thankfully.
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The comparison, either positive, or negative, is insulting.
At least go with Bucca di Beppo or something like that, if you want to make a comparison.
Olive Garden is fucking microwaved slop.
According to Borderlands 3, the life of a celebrity chef is mostly revenge killings.
Edit: Just saying find us a celebrity Italian chef… 😎
I miss the “but never zero” memes. Maybe I’ll start flooding lemmy with them personally.
Please make at least 35% of them horny, to relieve some of the pressure on Violet.
Chance of them being horny is very low.
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But never zero.
I’ve been watching The Golden Girls and would imagine saying that would immediately earn you a Sicilian vendetta.
Your post from a few days ago put a bug in my head and now I’m rewatching GG too, thanks for that. Ironically, loudly comparing every restaurant in Italy to Olive Garden is a hell of a Sophia style troll move.
loudly comparing every restaurant in Italy to Olive Garden is a hell of a Sophia style troll move.
It so is 😂
I suppose they have olive gardens in Italy. Like real gardens with real olive trees. Some of them are near restaurants too, I’m sure.
We do! Some restaurants have inner gardens where you can eat and they are surrounded with olive trees. Italy and Spain are both countries that go very proud of their olive oil production!
I think this person pointed out the only good reason America abuses its citizens to the point that the masses are too broke to travel…
I once asked for a traditional “Mama Mia Margarita” and the whole Italian village chased me away.
I love this
I went to Croatia and had Mexican food. If I had said it’s no Chevy’s, I would not be lying. Some of the worst Mexican food I’d ever had. I can’t say I’d expected much. I got a laugh because the Aussies I was there with thought it was great. I ordered fajitas, and I got a quesadilla with bell peppers in it 😂.
Im Central American and that’s my fear about moving to Europe. I won’t be able to get the products from home as easily and cheap, will there be any good latin American food?
This man is going to cause a carpal tunnel genocide
Ok? It’s…not Olive Garden, though. No shit, it’s not Olive Garden, congratulations on having eyes. Now would you like some Italian food?
Get off the internet.
Relax, it’s only a joke.
That’s why it’s the OG! Often imitated, never duplicated.
Somebody is looking to pick fights.
Those breadsticks are peak though
Sandy sagan has never left Alabama
RIP
Matteo Lane has entered the chat
Him and Nick eating at Olive garden is one of the funniest videos.
