Neither has the stamina to choke the other out, and both would be wheezing after a few punches. After two minutes we’d be forced to sit through ages of them limply clawing at one another’s adams apples and throwing limp-wristed, weightless punches in the general direction of each other’s groin until random chance decides the winner via myocardial infarction.
First we give them just under a lethal dose of PCP. While the PCP is kicking in, start playing some pump up music. Put a mask on each of them; the mask being that person’s enemy. Benny Netanyahu wears a black person mask and Trumpty wears a Palestinian mask. Put them into a room that is playing more pump up music with the speaker saying words like “fight”, “attack”, “maim”. Throw in some makeshift weapons.
Charge like $20 to watch the livestream. If we’re lucky, both of them will kill each other.
I can see it, I think if you filled the undercard with some of the more obnoxious MAGA influencers and manosphere dorks you’d have a bankable concept here.
The only way that cage match would be redeemable is if them two fight it out to the death
It would take forever though.
Neither has the stamina to choke the other out, and both would be wheezing after a few punches. After two minutes we’d be forced to sit through ages of them limply clawing at one another’s adams apples and throwing limp-wristed, weightless punches in the general direction of each other’s groin until random chance decides the winner via myocardial infarction.
Not if we give both of them a
littlefair amount of PCP.I’m listening…
First we give them just under a lethal dose of PCP. While the PCP is kicking in, start playing some pump up music. Put a mask on each of them; the mask being that person’s enemy. Benny Netanyahu wears a black person mask and Trumpty wears a Palestinian mask. Put them into a room that is playing more pump up music with the speaker saying words like “fight”, “attack”, “maim”. Throw in some makeshift weapons.
Charge like $20 to watch the livestream. If we’re lucky, both of them will kill each other.
This format can also be used for billionaires.
I can see it, I think if you filled the undercard with some of the more obnoxious MAGA influencers and manosphere dorks you’d have a bankable concept here.
Not as long as our current horrible reality
Have the match in a small, sealed room. Give them both grenades.
Nah, just close the door and bury the room in cement.
I don’t even know who I’d want to win.
If either of them dies, humanity wins.
We could add a hydraulic press