I might not be an expert on anatomy but something tells me you’re doing it wrong.
My gosh. Imagine how fucking congested I would be.
Yeah they say an orgasm is like eight sneezes
Sometimes one good sneeze is better than an orgasm.
True for farts, too, but rarer.
But I feel so bad after a sneezing fit from allergies.
That tracks I feel bad when the PNC hits
Oh hello Mr Police Officer, I know this is a bus but I was really congested.
So other forms of orgasm offer no such relief?
Wet dreams? Though when I’m sick, congestion seems to disappear when I sleep (only to return after I wake up.) So if that’s normal and if wet dreams have some kind of decongestant property, we may never know.
Are there other forms of orgasm? Apart from spontaneous orgasms
-Johnson, if you are sick you shouldn’t have come into work!
-No problem Boss! Gimme two minutes to grease the lightning and I’ll be ready for that sales call!
LMFAO I can actually seeing this happen in an office with cubicles and such.
I think it’s better etiquette to do it in the bathroom
(He walks in, wearing an un-flattering speedo)
“Hey, babe. You ready for a good time?”
“Oh. God. Honey…please, not now, I have a splitting headache. I’ve had this stuffed up nose and it feels like I haven’t been getting enough air all day.”
“I have good news for you, and great news for me.”I can get rid of it in 30 seconds ;)
Bullshit. If this was true, I’d have the clearest sinuses in the world.
A little allergy season tip!
I thought everybody knew this…
though it has a 50% chance of increasing your sinus pressure and make it feel like the only way to release the pressure is by scooping your brains out of your eye socket with a spoon.
Shit, this can be my solution to my long term cat allergy, but i gonna collect more data on that.
Hope relief cums quickly
My thing is they say good sex can clear up allergies but what about bad sex?
It gives you allergies.
And gonohreia
No that comes from bad smelling.
Ask for the cat’s consent fist
Please do not the cat
A cat is fine too.
Do not what the cat?
Fist
A C A T I S F I N E T O O
You should find a place where nobody can see you first, though. Don’t ask me how I know
It’s amazing how well your body can turn off pains and symptoms just because “might be mating!”
Have to look presentable! Be on top form!
Or bottom, we don’t judge here. Y’all do you
LPT: using a small vibrator on your sinuses can also help. It loosens the mucus up like shaking ketchup in a bottle.
Had a sinus congestion, rubbed one out, gone. Shit works.
