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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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    2 days ago

    Welcome back to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I’m seeing a lot of new faces here today, and I have to say I’m very disappointed.

    • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      Private Smith, I didn’t see you at camouflage training yesterday. Good job.

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    I see a few familiar faces, so you learned nothing last year.

  • JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works
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    Eli5

    • Special Wall@midwest.social
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      If the people knew how to be invisible, then he wouldn’t be able to see them here

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        So are they in class to learn to be invisible or to prove they already know it? What’s the point of the class?

        • Natanael@infosec.pub
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          Refinement, probably

          Maybe it takes effort to maintain, takes effort to activate, etc?

          It’s not like athletes stop training after winning competitions

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            The longer we spend defending the joke, the more stupid it becomes, don’t you see? It’s only funny if you turn off your brain lol.

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              You activated my trap card! I was training on invisible punchlines!

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          It says welcome back. So that implies they at least had the class previously.

          • Victor@lemmy.world
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            21 hours ago

            Is it the graduation event or are they still learning or what?

            • thevoidzero@lemmy.world
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              Either it’s just a new day of classes and teachers is disappointed because last class didn’t work. Or it’s a new semester/term and teacher is really disappointed because they failed.

              • Victor@lemmy.world
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                This amount of mental gymnastics kills the joke, is kind of my point.

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                  I mean it was pretty obvious and funny. I’m explaining because I thought you didn’t get it, which is ok because there’re always new people and new things.

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    Relevant WKUK
    (watch the reflection for actual spookiness)

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    😂😂😂😂😂

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