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Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

I think a vampire just died

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I think a vampire just died

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Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

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A stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.
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  And then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?
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  He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench
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  Maybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved

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