• DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth
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    2 months ago

    Avowed: My face is a tree but I have crazy powers. I feel like I’d probably be OK: I can already fight and shoot, add magic healing and a random assortment of powers on top of that? Yeah, I’ll be OK.

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Uptime. probably screwed, no food, no water, constant server hum, no bed… But look at all that compute I can steal the RAM from :D

  • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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    2 months ago

    It was No One Lives Forever with the weapons mods enabled, so probably not too bad off.

    Gonna have to lean around a lot of corners with my crossbow at the ready…

  • jtrek@startrek.website
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    2 months ago

    The dark urge, as a warlock. Shit. Could be worse.

    (Side note: I keep starting and abandoning Baldur’s gate 3 because I really do not enjoy DND as a rule system.)

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      2 months ago

      Drop the difficulty level down a notch and just enjoy the story, ignoring the mechanics as much as possible.

      That’s what I do. I really do not love DnD.

  • ccunning@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Last video game I played was electronic Yahtzee so either my existence ceases of I continue being myself I guess? Depends on how the rules are interpreted…

  • davetortoise@reddthat.com
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    2 months ago

    I am stranded on the icy northernmost reaches of a planet on the edge of the galaxy with two cannibals and a psychopath for company

  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    Some random schmuck from Helldivers 2:

    if I’m lucky I instantly die to high-explosives lobbed at me by my allies,
    if I’m not I bleed out due to a random selection of two limbs chopped off by Dead Space looking mfs while breathing in unknown stuff that makes me hear inverted echoes - either of those in no more than 40 minutes from now.

    Fortunately I wasn’t wearing adreno-defibrillator armor, otherwise I wouldn’t even be allowed to die for a while.

  • AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    I get to be a cool sci-fi like furry antivirus looking thing from Kila-Flow. Worst that happens is I get to retry from a checkpoint ( or beginning of level ) while running and jumping my way through every stage.

    Better than being a disposable floating vehicle in Mindustry or the protagonist of Pokemon Rejuvenation.