🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon has seen it all beforesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square117linkfedilinkarrow-up1529arrow-down19
arrow-up1520arrow-down1imageAnon has seen it all beforesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square117linkfedilink
minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up50·1 month agoAliens are humanoid and sexually attractive.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·1 month agoTakes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month ago“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”
minus-squarealdhissla@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·1 month ago“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!” Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month ago“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
minus-squareyogurtwrong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month ago“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”
Aliens are humanoid and sexually attractive.
Takes off space helmet on alien planet, “the air is fine!”
“Oh no! Some of the black liquid got on me. Better get back to the ship.”
“Oh no! Something bit me while taking swamp samples from the jungle planet with 0 PPE!”
Bonus: “We’re not allowed to treat them, because they’re sentient naturalised swamp people now.”
“Let me back on to the ship!”
“Woah! Don’t open that! It’s an alien planet! Is there air?! You don’t know!”
“Oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, suitable for humanoid life.”