An image with two wolves captioned “inside of you are two wolves. the fbi will still hire you”
Since they say beastiality is now okay, there must be a leaderboard for it somewhere…
Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang orangutan
The feds’ll hire you
Alright, this one made me chuckle
Gaddamn son, holy smokes. Are we talking about beastiality?
It’s not nothing not least because it’s weird they had it specifically listed in the first place and then felt the need to keep that specification when updating the guidelines, but it’s not nearly as dramatic as some of the memes make it out to be. The FBI updated their hiring guidelines and removed several things from automatic disqualification; among them, prostitution/sex work, Marijuana use & beastiality. They’ve all been adjusted ‘down’ in severity, so now you’re allowed to explain the situation (up to some limits, beyond which is still automatic disqualification).
Does that include couches?
Perhaps they need exceptions for some particular candidates that they really want working there?
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It doesn’t disqualify you from the FBI any more.
The man said it under oath, so it must be true. 100%.
So why did you say beastiality is okay???
“they say beastiality is now okay” is reference to a policy change which no longer disqualifies animal fuckers from working there
They’re just reiterating the official policy of the United States government.
You’re inside two wolves - Kash is impressed, you are hired!
FTFY
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