Mexico’s government has confirmed reports that 17 family members of the son of a former cartel leader crossed into the United States.

Reasons:

  1. Trump Tower Sinaloa

  2. Free cocaine for Jr

  3. Reclassified as Afrikaners

  4. Massive Trumpcoin investment

  • Boddhisatva@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    13 hours ago

    My money is on number 4. The Guzmans must have bought a lot of Trumpcoins. The sad part for the (innocent) family members is that in a year or two, when Trump has gotten all he wants from the Cartel, he’ll have them deported back to Mexico anyway.

    • jagged_circle@feddit.nlEnglish
      13·
      12 hours ago

      How would they buy it? I dont think there’s a platform to buy shitcoins with a mattress full of cash

    • jivandabeastA
      72·
      9 hours ago

      You being blocked is very much a you problem, and shouldn’t cause the rest of us to avoid posting links to a well known and reputable news source

      • jagged_circle@feddit.nlEnglish
        22·
        2 hours ago

        No. It is very much a they problem. Thats my point.

        They aren’t blocking me. They’re blocking whole swaths of the internet because they can’t identify them uniquely.

        If you’re not being blocked, it’s because their fingerprinting you.