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Getting laid on is also very nice
Getting laid out is significantly less so
Especially if you’re laid up for a while afterwards.
Mre time to get off sure, to get laid…
Getting laid off still means you’re fucked so it all works out
You aren’t getting laid if you are broke, unless you are very very hot or very very charismatic.
They call it ‘The Valley of the Hung Hobo’.
Jacking off is great, so is beef stroganoff.
Except you’ll probably just ‘get depressed’
