By Sarah Andersen
What if there was a caffeinated drink with just a touch of cocaine in it so your confidence outweighs your anxiety.
We could call it, coca-cola.
Bring it back!
“Wait no”, I said, before taking a new sip.
“I have medication resistant anxiety!” I yell at my loved ones as I over consume stimulants. “Science can’t figure it out!”
Commiserate with me, there is no possible cure! Sips coffee
Then you take Clonazepam to take the edge off.
I have depression and I can obtain temporary happiness by gaining extra anxiety 🫠
The furnace of feelings that is depression demands fuel - if it’s anxiety I’m running on, then so it be.
Years ago I realized I was drinking six 24 oz. cups of coffee a day - which is literally MORE THAN A GALLON OF FUCKING COFFEE. One of those cups was even right before going to bed, which is a sign of how much tolerance I had built up to caffeine. Now I just drink one 8 oz. cup every morning and that’s it, and my desire to slap the shit out of every human being I encounter has gone way down.
This is why Ritalin is better
How can I get it? Do I need prescription?
All-day hemist has it?Dark web?
I took speed twice in my life, and the first time I thought it would help with a presentation and I ended up researching about the dogs in the film The Duchess for three hours. My lecturer was happy with the full history of the dogs, though.
The second time I used it to clean my house. I have no interest in doing amphetamines again, and this was nearly a decade ago, however I will say my house has never looked as clean as those few hours. I was getting into the grooves with a toothbrush at one point. 3 bedroom house cleaned top to bottom in half a day.
Stimulants are such a life-hack. Especially if they’re the medical ones.
Poor little Liddy used to always drink
cup of coffee when she couldnt sleepIsn’t that the wrong axis? Should be on the vertical one
I think the vertical axis is the amount, and each bar represents a feeling. So euphoria or dread could also appear on the horizontal.
Ah sure, we just don’t see the other bars I guess
Try Brazilian or Argentinian ‘mate’. It has a much smoother crash than caffeine.
Tea as well. Black tea.
