Salutations, meatbags!

Friends, Romans, countrymen!

Greetings programs.

I think the best greeting for this is just “everyone”

it’s how the announcements on my trains changed over time, starting from addressing “ladies and gentlemen” to “hello everyone”

Honored motherfuckers

Ladies, Gentlemen, Esteemed Peers. (if you want to be serious)

Ladies, Gentlemen, and you special assholes (if you’re in a group of close friends and trying to be funny).

source: I am non-binary.

Comrades, folks, fellow apes

Reduce to one word: “Folks.”

Ladies, Gentleman, and avid pronoun collectors.

Theydies and gentlethems

Here are some fun greetings. Not all of these include every person:

• “Guys, gals, and non-binary pals”
• “Girls, gays, and theys”
• “Friends, Romans, countrymen”

Some that work generally:

• “Distinguished guests”
• “Esteemed guests”
• “Folks”
• “You all”
• “All of you”
• “Everyone gathered here”

“Howdy y’all!” is a complete sentence.

“Ladies, Gentlemen, and the rest (of you).”

People refer to non-binary people as “n-b’s” or “enbies”, however you want to spell it.

I’ve seen people say this: “guys, gals, and non-binary pals”.

“Hello, everyone!”