The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoAh, young love...media.piefed.worldimagemessage-square240linkfedilinkarrow-up1981arrow-down139
arrow-up1942arrow-down1imageAh, young love...media.piefed.worldThe Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square240linkfedilink
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down2·1 month agoWhat do you mean one of them? What kind of moron doesn’t carry a knife as part of their regular kit? Just today, I forgot my knife and was boned because I couldn’t open a thing until I got home. Knives are handy.
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoWe should only question those who don’t regularly carry knives. Are they even trying to be contributing members of society at that point?
minus-squarebitjunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoI don’t go camping with people who can’t drive stick
minus-squaredoingthestuff@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI would, but then I’d probably make them learn while we were camping and give them some practice on fire roads etc
minus-squarefrog_brawler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoI usually take them out, and kick them into the river. It’s the only merciful thing to do with people that can’t drive stick.
minus-squarejivandabeastAlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoWhats interesting is that, in my experience, people find it SUPER weird for you to have a knife Then a couple hours later, they’re asking to borrow it to open something
minus-squareDylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.mlBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·30 days agoyou forgot your knife and then someone had sex with you because you DIDN’T open anything?
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI did for a while, and I never needed it. I’ve never needed to open something out and about where a key wasn’t perfectly capable.
minus-squareLastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoFunny thing is… I ALWAYS have a knife on me, and I rarely have a key.
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoWeird, I always have my keys. How do you get into your home?
What do you mean one of them? What kind of moron doesn’t carry a knife as part of their regular kit? Just today, I forgot my knife and was boned because I couldn’t open a thing until I got home. Knives are handy.
We should only question those who don’t regularly carry knives. Are they even trying to be contributing members of society at that point?
I don’t go camping with people who can’t drive stick
I would, but then I’d probably make them learn while we were camping and give them some practice on fire roads etc
I usually take them out, and kick them into the river. It’s the only merciful thing to do with people that can’t drive stick.
Whats interesting is that, in my experience, people find it SUPER weird for you to have a knife
Then a couple hours later, they’re asking to borrow it to open something
you forgot your knife and then someone had sex with you because you DIDN’T open anything?
I did for a while, and I never needed it. I’ve never needed to open something out and about where a key wasn’t perfectly capable.
Funny thing is… I ALWAYS have a knife on me, and I rarely have a key.
Weird, I always have my keys. How do you get into your home?