That’s so unfair to orangutans. They’re gentle, empathetic creatures and even the worst of them would make a far better president. Unfortunately they can’t run in the US because they’re not native citizens. Perhaps one from a zoo could.…
You know what, fuck it. We should nominate Simon Skjodt from the Indianapolis Zoo. I’ll bet at least some of trump’s followers wouldn’t notice the difference.
That’s so unfair to orangutans. They’re gentle, empathetic creatures and even the worst of them would make a far better president. Unfortunately they can’t run in the US because they’re not native citizens. Perhaps one from a zoo could.…
You know what, fuck it. We should nominate Simon Skjodt from the Indianapolis Zoo. I’ll bet at least some of trump’s followers wouldn’t notice the difference.