Why isn’t he marketing to us Jews? I want two-for-the-price-of-one pennies!
When I see how many of my relatives are actually considering voting for this monster, the question answers itself. I’m simply stunned seeing Jews defend a man who openly supports Hitler.
Look, I’m all for people feeding their faces to leopards. The problem is that they leave their freaking front door open and then their leopard starts eating everyone’s face in the neighborhood. Some people just aren’t happy until the leopards have nothing left to feed on.
Why isn’t he marketing to us Jews? I want two-for-the-price-of-one pennies!
When I see how many of my relatives are actually considering voting for this monster, the question answers itself. I’m simply stunned seeing Jews defend a man who openly supports Hitler.
Well, the shoes are gold, so I think they were doing their best to appeal.
And, I’ve got a cousin who is amped for Trump and calls Musk a genius (I’m black, so it hurts even more).
You’re not wrong. I can’t help but imagine myself singing “If I Were a Rich Man” in those shoes.
Just like I assume you can’t stop wanting to watch The Wiz while wearing them. Or, you know, whatever is Fiddler on the Roof for black people.
In case it needs to be said: sooooooooo much /s
Oh, dude. The Wiz is absolutely Fiddler on the Roof for black folks! 🤣
Don’t feel bad. Unless you’re trump or ivanka, he has no loyalty, so anyone voting for trump is having the leopard eat their face.
Look, I’m all for people feeding their faces to leopards. The problem is that they leave their freaking front door open and then their leopard starts eating everyone’s face in the neighborhood. Some people just aren’t happy until the leopards have nothing left to feed on.
It’s high time we started eating leopards.