I wonder if reaching through a portal and, say, holding your hands would feel more like holding two strangers hands. I mean, you’re still completely aware it’s your own two hands touching, and you can feel any movement mirrored in both of them, but your brain would be expecting your two arms to be coming together, and the fact that they were spread apart…I wonder how that would affect the subjective experience.
No because you’ll be in the wrong orientation.
You’re not thinking with Portals
Elaborate, please?
It was a facetious comment but why should orientation matter? Have you never eaten anyone out or been eaten out from a creative position?
Porn seems to think so
2007
Careful, it’s a relic.
It looks like it belongs in an anatomy textbook
What kind of anatomy textbooks are you reading
The fun yet educational kind.
Horrific art style
Yes, until then yoga lessons is a good investment.
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You could also set up some anal beads connected to the emergency alarm cord in a disabled toilet.
Yes! You kooky self-slut, you.
On the downside though, I’ll be able to spank you from afar for having done so. No cumming!
Love this
Whaaat🥺🥺🥺
😱😭🤔😂!!!
If magic fantasy tech is real can I magic fantasy?
You already can. You don’t need friends to go and enjoy a meal at a restaurant, just pick any place you like and…
Oh.
This has been asked and answered by a surprisingly large fandom, try a search for “portal panties”
The portal gun was not made for this.
Would Cave Johnson get mad at people abusing his invention?
Or would he immediately cancel all other tests, and start exclusively testing all the self pleasure applications for his invention?
Yes
Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
This makes no sense to me; please explain
Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
I don’t see how it would be different in that regard than 69ing which I’ve always enjoyed giving and receiving of
Are you saying you’d be more focused on giving yourself pleasure than romantic partner?
No, I am saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words that I wrote.
Are you a linguist, by any chance?
Still, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
I said personal experience. It could be individual.
But I am not flexible enough.
Time to become a cortotionist with a science grant. Your destiny calls!
so win-win either way
Damn, you’re right :(
Wait… how did you confirm that?
Edit- grammar
Eat someone out while being eaten out. Same effect.
Yeah! You need to share your portal technology so the rest of us can uhh, test this theory, you know, for science.
depends on the size of the portal.
Hmm. Portal gloryhole.
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