• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Attack geese.

    I’d normally suggest that attack geese are against geneva conventions or something… but these guys… they got it coming.

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        8 months ago

        oh. good. glad that’s sorted. Lets also activate the uplands geese for naval operations.

        I wonder how much it would cost to train wild pigeons to shit on their shit. and how much that would cost… them.

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          8 months ago

          Birds cannot control when they poop, so they’ll have to patrol their target.

          Which, when you think about it, is even more terrifying