I swear I looked like a bum when I grabbed a slice of pizza with my hands because everyone was using a knife and fork, one of my worst moments
Giving a fuck about how you eat pizza.
Have your gazpacho warmed.
Piping hot!
o/´/'/´/'7
Peel your calzones
Souper
you been hanging out with Epstein’s friends?
idk
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The decorative nooses the men have around their necks are not for pulling. Usually.
Play your cards right and one of them might pay you to pull on it.
Knife and fork for pizza?! Did they not wash their hands or something? That sounds like something only the insane would do
IMO, it depends on how bendy the pizza is, how big the crust (i.e. handle) is and wether it’s a sit-down restaurant or not. I’ve had some pizzas that tasted great, but would have been really messy to eat with my hands.
pizza is usually a finger food, unless it’s something like a chicago deep dish.
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I do it when possible, so I don’t get my hands dirty.
But I know I’m the werid one.
And I’m comfortable with that.You’re not alone, I don’t like getting my hands dirty
Yeah should just grab it with your mouth, don’t use your hands
bro ._.
Rich people don’t like it when you believe in socialism or progressive tax rates.
WTF?!?! Were you hanging out Mar-a-lago or something?
PEOPLE WHO EAT PIZZA WITH A KNIFE AND FORK ARE ACTUAL ALIENS
did you see how trump eats a pizza, he eats crust first.
What should I NOT do in front of rich people?
Care what out of touch rich fucks think.
you should probably not hock-up a nice big loogie, then swish it around your mouth for a minute like you’re at a fine wine tasting event, then swallow it in one big, noisy GULP.
Care about their opinions of your personal habits.
They look at you funny:
“Fuck off werido. This is how normal people eat pizza.”People who still live in caves, they eat with their bare hands.
(and Us americans, of course)
One of the ballinest moves I ever saw was the hired band at the high-end corporate executive event where I was the cocktail waitress playing “Sixteen Tons”. And not just playing it, singing it.
I don’t think rich people would bat and I at that unless it was targeted at them specifically.
The international though, I think, might get you removed from the stage.
“bat an eye” ( blinking rapidly in confusion and stress, flinching)
The Internationale (written in French, so we leave the e on even though we translate the rest)
Perhaps you were using voice-to-type?
I agree with both your points
Thank you, I did not know how to spell the Internationale. Any my keyboard often breaks things, whether I voice to type or physically type.
Hell they’d probably not even recognise what the lyrics are about. Kind of like people playing “Hey Ya” at a wedding
IDK, be poor probably. And I bet they hate it if you talk about seizing the means of production and eating the rich.
