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minus-squareMaki@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up143·2 months agoShe should have bit it clean off. Missed opportunity there.
minus-squaredhork@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up158·2 months agoMaybe she did, and that’s why Stormy thinks it looks like a toadstool
minus-squarelennybird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·2 months agoIn fairness to her, his mushroom dick (according to Stormy Daniels the porn star to whom he paid hush money) is a very tiny target. Like trying to grab at a splinter with your fingernails.
minus-squareWiddershins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoPulling a splinter out with your teeth is probably how they did it before Larry Tweezer invented tweezers
minus-squaremoonshadow@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoHis last name was just Tweeze, common mistake
minus-squareTollana1234567@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agothat does explain stormy daniels calling him a mushroom dick.
She should have bit it clean off. Missed opportunity there.
Maybe she did, and that’s why Stormy thinks it looks like a toadstool
I look like whose what??
with the red sores and all.
In fairness to her, his mushroom dick (according to Stormy Daniels the porn star to whom he paid hush money) is a very tiny target.
Like trying to grab at a splinter with your fingernails.
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Pulling a splinter out with your teeth is probably how they did it before Larry Tweezer invented tweezers
His last name was just Tweeze, common mistake
that does explain stormy daniels calling him a mushroom dick.