IndiBrony

Historically, that has not gone so well for them.

Bunghole! I need TP for my bunghole… heh heh

Gotta love living in Britain when you’re not on a VPN.

Hilariously, this was just a little further down my feed:

https://lemmy.world/post/41185979

Amusingly, I’ve seen that, and I’ve also considered the similarly named Volla phone built by the Germans. You can have Ubuntu Touch as well as their own Android-based VollaOS.

https://volla.online/en/volla-phone/

Even playing games on Linux is much better now thanks to Steam. Never a better time to change. I want my next phone to have Ubuntu Touch as well. Fuck the horrible Google/Apple ecosystem.

“I love the uneducated”

Only to anti-vaxxers, so we’re good 👍

How much do you need in your mouth to consider it to be 2?

Because I squeezed my gf’s tiddies together and got both nipples in my mouth.

Might not have had anything more in my mouth, but she certainly didn’t mind 👍

I mean, you laugh, but a 0 mana instant can be lethal with the right cards on the table.

They say you should fear the blue player with untapped mana. I say you should fear the player who offers you nothing but Thoughts and Prayers.

Already there. Sadly no gold necklaces yet.

Might also be because I’m a bloke 🤷‍♂️

I’ve just looked at Tumblr again after many years away. What the hell is with the 10 million blue ticks?

Yeah but some want that wet spot.

Like, a lot of people don’t go down on their partner thinking “ew, bodily fluids”, they go down thinking “heck yes, get that love juice all over my face”

The horni does things in the brain only the horni understand.

Mainly you check the shadows for Vashta Narada. Everyone knows if you’ve got two shadows you’re kinda fucked.

On a side note, hey, who turned out the lights?

Ladbrokes is a good start. Job Centre. Gym (boxing gyms usually). Race riots.

If I own it, does it become Mein Kampfmittelbeseitigungsdienst?

> be a brony

> remembers that tulpas exist

[TRAUMA INTENSIFIES]

That said, Jackie Chan tulpa will always be hilarious

You have to check her manual…

I await this post to turn into gay furry porn.

Yeah but the mod options are insane