Wait they actually drew blood? What the fucking why?

How did they get WhatsApp installed? Is a FaceTime or other video option available? Never give up, never surrender

I think it’s a joke that they keep meeting women through dating apps but it only turns into friendship, at best. And the women keep claiming they have a friend who would be a good fit for them, but then that never materializes

As if it’s failing at dating but with extra steps

He’d look better like this

How would a sequel even work? Like I don’t want to spoil anything, but…

I will absolutely not

No, use your brain. There is still no hope for the Democratic Party

Isn’t this the group whose leaders publicly stated “Germany was safer under Hitler,” then both invited and hosted Elon “Sieg Heil 2x” Musk at a campaign rally?

I am getting so cynical I think I’m just gonna choose to reject this reality and hang onto my own and believe he’s actually serving time

This type of gross invasion should be illegal and land executives and developers in jail. Look at how Germany jailed VW executives and developers behind a massive emissions testing fraud incident. Enough is enough

And we don’t kink shame here

A person refusing to waste time on a troll has literally, fundamentally, and atomically nothing to do with totalitarianism

Now where did I park it

Damn I’ve always wanted to stop along the highway and get a shot like this. Great pic. Thank you

• French language: Objectively one of the sexiest on the planet
• Lemmy shitposter: High probability of clinical brain death

Multiple times he has publicly defended a German political party that has a leader who has stated, and I quote: “Germany was safer under Adolf Hitler.” End quote.

He personally flew out to attend a party from this, uh, ‘party.’

Fuck Elon Musk and every single person who defends him in any way, shape, or form.

Get ready for RKF JR to introduce this as a new health policy in 3… 2…

As I understand it, the protocol has the ability to decentralize built in. But the technical requirements are prohibitively high to the point only large businesses or corps could afford to do it. I also believe (someone correct me) the company hasn’t switched on the functionality yet.

He has a great one in this series for Home Alone. Completely changes the entire film