There seriously needs to be a cable Geneva convention for bs like this, it’s like the PC-building equivalent of the trench shotgun

It’s a joke, there isn’t any “suggestion”. Pretty pointless to one-up that here

That’s very fair, it’s definitely in the vein of what LLMs are (theoretically) meant for, i.e. summarization and language parsing/analysis. I find that LLMs work pretty well for translation too. It’s just a shame that executives have run it to the ground like they usually do. And the people poisoning us are the same ones treating it in this case.

One of the core reasons I refuse to jump off a tall bridge is so I can read headlines like this

Good news: The water heater is working

Bad news: The water heater is working

You mean the YouTube that dumps out AI summaries of the videos you’re on their platform specifically to watch directly? That YouTube?

Surely they aren’t a company composed of two-faced slimeballs like their parent. That would be unheard of.

I cannot think of a joke - except for puns - that do not have a victim.

You either don’t hear enough jokes or you have a bad sense of humour. Either way this is just objectively wrong

This was actually the norm during the so-called “golden age of capitalism” in the US funnily enough. The higher margins of the wealthy were taxed upwards of 90% and what do you know, it led to prosperity.

Waiter! Waiter! I’ll have my billionaire with a side of politician, please!

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This post is like a litmus test for separating pretentious reddit atheists from people who can actually take a joke, bravo

This is basically you right now

Do you faint whenever you hear about the existence of meat-eating animals?

It’s a fascinating case study of hubris how they think having those bunkers will actually do them any good. Even if it all goes to plan and nobody retaliates (they will) what do they plan to do when it’s time for them to stay in there? Just slowly rot and lose their minds even further than they already have? They really are viruses, just mindlessly mutating over and over until they’re too lethal for the host to sustain them.

Kind of besides the point, it’s still good that the figurehead of the world’s largest religion is calling this stuff out. I’m not endorsing religion but it sets a good precedent at least.

I don’t think they can afford to

These people literally have fuck you money, they can afford a fuck-up like the AI bubble popping tens of times over if not endlessly with their countless legal loopholes. Their attitudes are based purely on having never faced repercussions for their societal parasitism and an insatiable desire for “more”.

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Meta in court (for the 900th time): Your honour, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

They’re saying that a lot of Copilot functionality comes bundled in with Microsoft 365 plans, which a big portion of organizations pay for. That’s opposed to paying for Microsoft subscriptions dedicated specifically to Copilot, that being what your source is describing.

To be fair Poe’s law is a pretty common problem in internet communication. Obviously ambiguity of intent is pretty easily avoided with good writing but it’s also convenient for a lot of people to be able to dodge that with a few relatively standardized characters. Although I can agree in the sense that it often feels like a lazy fix for otherwise bad jokes or dialogue, too often I see something in the vein of “WE NEED TO BLOW UP ORPHANAGES!!! /j” and because there’s a tone indicator in there it somehow manages to write off the lack of actual quality.