Choose your own deity kinda situation

bless you

“can be”

Just the fact that they can is enough for me to avoid them. Ain’t showing up with a thermometer to see if they decide to fly today 😔

Dude, roaches can fly…

Next episode we talk about our eroding farmlands and needless urbanization.

Good thing I have all the voices in my head to keep me company

Get in front of the train so you don’t have to make a decision

Yes

ripe…?

I can’t be bothered to walk down to the basement, so practically my server is also only accessible by SSH

“Diane, pls tell me I’m a good person” vibes

Those look like worms from Worms Armageddon

"strawberry".split('').filter(c => c === 'r').length

Delicious in Dungeon

diglett diiig diglett diiig

Nnnggg- GWEN

I think you might be traumatized

It was going to be a maze!

you can’t tell me to help people and try to make the world a better place!

you’re not my real dad