Isn’t this just basically Bridget Jones?
Written by a woman.
In her sadness, it seemed as if even her beautiful, beloved boobs bounced a little less boobily as she jiggled down the stairs…
That’s just what wfh looks like
as a woman I can confirm that’s how I spend my days. Very sad. Wish I could be hand washing some underwear and the dishes for a man. Oh well… we can’t all have everything
You can wash my underwear if you want.
I’ll buy you some cigarettes and wine in return.
This is a more accurate representation of a depressed woman.
I can fix her…
She can make me worse.
depressed? that’s me 3 days every month… depressed pr not lol
okay so what the hell is going on with those legs
So I scrolled by this for about the 6th time now and I can finally see where the two legs are separate. Is my brain broken?
It’s called inosculation.
Seriously, she’s depressed and her legs are shaved?! Get real.
Never said she was depressed, only that they hit rock bottom.
You can be broke, have no friends, no job, no home, but still look at life positively.
They are mutually exclusive.
When I have depression bouts, keeping my beard groomed and keeping my hair somewhat okay is one way for me to mitigate the damage.
If I look like shit, chances are I will feel like shit. If I at least put some effort in looking decent, its one less thing to talk shit about.
thx… now I gotta go shave
I do that!
Its a great opportunity to self harm a little.
I’ve learned that waxing (sugaring, actually) hits the exact same mechanism in my brain as SI, without leaving scars, and leaves me with nice smooth skin that’s well exfoliated. Only problem is that I’m a guy, and people think it’s weird that I sugar my entire body. But OMG, the relief. I intentionally don’t do everything at once, so that I can sugar at least once a week if I want to, so I’ve always got that as an outlet.
If sugaring his entire body was good enough for Julius Caesar, it’s gotta be good enough for you.
Oh man I hope I discovered an outlet. Self harm my entire fucking life with either hair pulling or anger rages.
And I like being smooth. Uh oh.
What’s your method?
Editing this to articulate: yeah self harm is not cool. I’ve just struggled with it not glorifying.
I mean, I’m not encouraging self harm. But sugaring has been an excellent alternative to self harm for me.
I make my own, and it takes forfuckingever to get the recipe right, but I recommend just looking up sugar wax recipes on YouTube. You apply against the direction of growth (against the grain), and remove it in the direction of growth (with the grain). The exact opposite of traditional wax.
A couple tips I’ve learned:
Always shower first, dry completely, and then powder. I use corn starch.
You do not want to be in a super hot room (like a steamy bathroom after showering)
If you make your wax too hard, you can soften it slightly by putting it in the microwave for no more than 10 seconds. Be very careful, it is much hotter than you think. Your fingers and hands can handle much hotter temps than your legs and naughty bits.
If your wax is too thin, you can apply it to the skin, and then apply a piece of cotton or muslin, and use it like strip wax (again, in the opposite directions to standard wax). Unlike traditional wax, you can reuse these strips by just running them under hot water and allowing them to dry.
Traditional wax can only really go over an area once or twice, because it is pulling at healthy, living skin. Sugaring can over the same area as many times as you like, as it only sticks to the dry, dead skin and hair. It leaves healthy skin alone. Added perk is dead skin removal.
You can use the same piece of sugar as many times as you like. I generally toss it when it turns white.
If you’re a guy or have particularly thick facial hairs (like hirsutism from PCOS or something), it will work on facial hair, but I find it best in that scenario to use a strip, but not with the thin sugar. Use the regular thickness sugar and add a strip. It grips the hairs better. Apply the sugar, apply the strip, hold your hand against it with firm pressure to make sure it attaches well, and then remove your hand and let it cool for 30 seconds to a minute, and then rip it off and meet your God.
Making the sugar is not complicated. It’s just sugar, water, lemon juice. It’s basically caramel, but it’s all about temperature control. Get a candy thermometer. You can buy it premade, but it’s not as good…
The coolest part is that a failed batch of sugar nets you either a thin caramel syrup, or rock candy.
Edit:
Forgot the most important bit:
Wait about 24 hours, and then make sure you exfoliate the shit out whatever body parts you sugared. Chemical exfoliates are great, like salicylic acid, but you need to also use something rough and manually exfoliate as well. That’s how to prevent the ingrown hairs.
You seem to know your stuff. One might even say that you are … harmacurious
Dude. I’ve never self harmed but I HATE shaving. My waxer that I’ve gone to for almost 20 years retired recently and I’ve just let it all go. This information is mind blowing. THANK YOU.
I can only compare it to waxing a little bit. I got part of my arm and that little patch between my eyebrows waxed once, and it hurt like a sumbitch, not in a good way. Lol. The sugaring doesn’t really hurt at all, despite hitting that same mechanism in my brain as SI. And your skin is sooooo soft and smooth afterwards
Since this topic came up another weird substitute for SIB is consuming spicy food. Does not have to be a lot. Maybe give that one a go.
people think it’s weird that I sugar my entire body
Just gotta get into swimming then. Whole body depilation is normal for swimmers, since body hair creates drag in the water and slows them down.
I love swimming, but I’m more of a “float really well and kinda nap while I do so” type than a competitive swimming type.
Though, occasionally when I go to the beach I end up making headlines if I lay out on the sand. “BEACHED WHALE SPOTTED”
Its still an excuse, people don’t pay much attention.
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🎶🎶"Pour some sugar on me…"🎶🎶🤟
Okay but im in it for the harm, not the pain. Unevenness where a bone healed right-ish or skin has been replaced with scar tissue so many times i need context clues to guess what the skin color would be.
Epilation for that extra kick!
They’re not wearing any pants. Very rare nowadays.
No underwear? Scandalous! At least show the ankle.
I see what you mean after looking at it for a while. Now it looks like a chicken wish bone shape leg to leg glued on to one large leg coming from her lower waist
sometimes my legs can just do that, ok! 😭
Yep that’s some AI slop
“ai slop” slop
I am going to sort of lay into you here, not because I want to be a jerk, but because I think it’s important to post on public forums in advocacy of important steps in reasoning that I want to see society take.
You see, every time someone calls something “ai slop”, and it isn’t, it’s a lot worse than just being wrong in one instance. It actually creates a compelling piece of evidence for exactly the opposite of the point you want to make. It’s a particularly damaging form of wrongness.
You want to claim that what AI produces is intrinsically flawed, lesser than human works, and always bears the mark of its inferiority. You want to claim that human artwork is beautiful, superior, and always bears a mark of it. Roughly something like “the worst human artwork is better than the best AI slop”.
But because you identified this human artwork (not just a random photograph even, but a still from a carefully directed successful TV show!) as “slop”, you must now either admit to one of these things:
- Some human artwork is as bad as AI imagery, which is equivalent to saying that some AI imagery is as good as human artwork.
Or
- Some people cannot distinguish between human and AI imagery
I think, in light of this, it’s time to move on from your current position, and instead take up a more nuanced one. Maybe consider that the problems with AI imagery are not about visual coherence, the presence of “soul” being put into it, or anything like that. You can still maintain the core view that AI imagery is bad, but you should come at it from a stronger argument, like the environmental impact, copyright violations, or something like that. This visual acuity argument is going the way of the dodo, and fast - as you and everyone else misclassifying real images as “slop” unintentionally demonstrate.
I thought from the beginning that this was a real picture since everything but the knees looks sane. Sso I’m wondering even more how those fused knees happened here. Bad compression or something…?
They aren’t fused, they just look like that because of the lighting.
And she has a black piece of fabric between her legs that hide the top half of her back leg.
1 : assimilate all humans
It’s a scene from The Queens Gambit. I think Anya Taylor-Joy just does weird things with her limbs sometimes
Confidently incorrect.
It’s a screenshot from The Queen’s Gambit, not AI.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Queen's_Gambit_(miniseries)
Hot mess
