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Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there
Dice, obviously.
You can only get one though.
It’s actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring
Its just german, it says “The Mart”
Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?
Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!
Natürlich!
Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.
Potassium vaccines.
Wouldn’t kill you, or if it’s enough to do so, it wouldn’t be very fast. You need the potassium to be injected in a vein to work, intermuscular injections don’t absorb to the heart fast enough. It would, however, fucking HURT and cause potential necrosis and amputation.
Now imagine what botched lethal injections are like.
Tit loans please.
Can I loan a pair of DD’s for a few weeks. I’d like to see how they suit me.
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Those are like K or L cups lol.
No, K cups look like this:
Last time I send you bra shopping!
I wouldn’t ask for a banana for scale here
Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Brake Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.
And? How is your first post coming? It’s been five hours. Is your friend OK?
No word yet.
He no longer has it, or at least couldn’t find it. The search continues.
Ahhhhhhhh, I’m still holding out hope
do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?
Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.
Thanks for the heads up!
Is that the gas station from my house.wad?
Could be, gotta check if the Slurpee machine gives you 200 health.
There is a shoe store where I used to live named Red’s Shoe Barn. I was always hoping the correct lights would fail to make their sign read “ed’s hoe Bar”. To my knowledge it never happened, but I don’t know.
If it doesn’t happen on its own, you might have to help a little…
I’m a guy, I’m already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.
Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)
I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I’d check out what the fuzz is all about.
Yeah, that’s a definite ass world for me, because whilst I might visit tit loans out of curiosity, ass world is where I am sure I would want to go regularly.
The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.
Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.
Oh I can read the room, and the room needed a bonk
You didn’t bonk the room, though. You bonked me.
bonk
My mind cannot process this picture so I’m choosing to block it out.
Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).
Hell looks awfully familiar… Something about happiness.
Ding ding ding. What a mindfuck it was.
Something something fight club, no wait that’s not right
Something something Tyler Durden… Nah still not right. Plenty of mayhem tho.
Maybe happiness is worth fighting for, who knows…
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Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔
Only if it’s the BFG9000.
Hell means luck in Norse.
That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.
and light/pale in German (and it’s ilk).
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I remember a shoe store called dsw shoes had an S burned out so it was just dsw hoes. which makes more sense because dsw stands for designer shoe warehouse so why add an extra shoes at the end to make it designer shoe warehouse shoes
Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost
No one believes me, but I swear one time the store’s lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.
Probably because you forgot to take a picture
This was back in the late 90s before cell phones were common, and I didn’t happen to have a camera in my car at the time.
