The character designs would be interesting.
Taft as a mass of corpulent flesh grafted to a living claw-footed bathtub. A tag team against Teddy Roosevelt as an agile melee strongman and FDR backing him up in a Gatling-equipped wheelchair. Andrew Jackson as just some guy with a hickory cane, but with a line all the way out the door of people wanting to punch him in the face.
Does Nixon get a mech suit and the ability to summon the headless body of Spiro Agnew?
Nixon’s weakness is… Frost.
That’s a brilliant joke and it bothers me more people didn’t notice it.
Andrew Jackson is the most terrifying one you’ve described here. I fear no monstrosity, but any dude alone in a boss room in a Fromsoft game is about to push my shit in.
Also his intro cutscene should have him turning around in a swivel chair to greet you.nvm, I’m blazed that was JEfferson.Trump would be like the first boss from Soul Reaver but smelling worse. LBJ would be a gigantic set of golden balls. I don’t know how Reagan would look, but he would be the final boss.
George Bush Jr would have the special ability to dodge any thrown projectiles
He’s got the finely honed reflexes of a college cheerleader.
Bloodborne bosses are difficult. I can’t think of a living president that I couldn’t just push over and cut his HP in half. Except maybe Obama.
Magnate Carter, spawns grotesque, sentient peanut minions and recharges in patches of strong moonlight.
