storage: ZFS RAID2 array of three hundred free icloud accounts
I bet somebody’s been bored and/or psychotic enough to have done that, booted a Linux machine from it, and played DOOM on it.
I had planned to do some productive work tomorrow, but this is calling to me. I must be strong…
Go on! You know you want to!
Now that we have decided you are going to do it. Share the results of whatever comes out it.
Me? I’m just a simple Mint-user.
No, I meant the people you replied to
There was a brief fascination with gmail-as-a-drive when it came out and offered people 1GB of storage. I remember someone wrote a driver that cut your data up and stored it as email attachments.
Back when I was on reddit, I remember finding some obscure subreddits that only had one approved poster and every post was filled to the brim with nothing but hexadecimal.
In theory, any website that allows you to post things could be used as a storage drive…
Hex is somewhat curiously an extremely poor encoding when you have access to unicode
Maybe reddit’s formatting could interfere with using full unicode. Some of it could get interpreted as formatting marks, which could introduce bugs when trying to read it back.
Like, if your binary file translated into unicode happened to have
{1*xF9*uin it, it would then read as {1xF9u when you go to read it back, and now you’re missing two bytes from your binary file. But since none of the hexadecimal symbols are used as formatting marks, you’re safe when using hex.
I’m sure I saw something like that a while ago, but it was mostly a joke project. Can’t remember its name or anything though.
For a more exciting FS, there is: https://github.com/yarrick/pingfs
i prefer this one because it has metadata https://github.com/philipl/pifs
Reminds me of this:
Someone had a filesystem using gmail once
GmailFS provides a filesystem using a Google Gmail account as its storage medium
The joy of FUSE is that anyone can make a file system pretty easily.
You just gotta love the “do not hallucinate” part of that prompt, which is like taking a person tripping balls on LSD, and telling them “now hear this, I want you to only tell me facts, and I do not want you to hallucinate!”
Good luck with THAT.
Clanker equivalent of telling an angry spouse to stop overreacting.
It’s like telling a six sided die to roll 6 before rolling it.
Or 7.
Indeed.
yeah, that’s what the temperature setting is for!
Probably the LLM cosplaying as an ethernet card. Everything else should work fine with Debian.
Not sure if satire or an actual question.
Very much satire
I’ve got the same setup but I found the issue wasn’t the hardware but a driver conflict with my Nintendo Gameboy Printer. I was able to rollback and get it working fine.
Where did you roll back to¿
To 1989.
The president called. They want you to be their technical advisor
I’ve been unable to replicate this issue.
I have the exact same build except my network card is an official Playstation 2 network adapter. Try replacing the LLM.
How do I get the ps2 to respond to prompts?
That’s odd, Debian should run on that without issues.
Idk, I just tried it on a similar set up (I don’t have networking per se, just two pigeons with flash drives).
Works perfectly.
Maybe check the stability of gerbils in the PSU.
Having trouble installing IPoAC stack, don’t want to manually copy from USB all the time. Did you find the solution?
The solution was magnetic serial ports, birds have innate desire to charge up on power cables anyway so not much training was needed, it also minimised the exposed network attack area, … but doesn’t do much against aDDoS attacks (a single mf with a handful of seeds will fuck up my coop-rig for hours).
I see! Thanks for sharing, will try to raise a link. Will see what I can do about protecting the communications from seeds, though
Seed-boxes, ultimately one can’t live without them.
I was searching for a funny pic, but til there was a Mike Tyson cn show with a pigeon.
they obviously didn’t RTFM, specifically section 6.4. Loading Missing Firmware
but actually I’m not sure where to find the TNT drivers for Linux anymore… https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/riva-drivers/ has them for OS/2 and BeOS but no Linux 🤔
edit: ok so https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/drivers/details/21931/ has it for i386 Linux, OP can probably just ask their ethernet LLM to port it to rv128
ZFS RAID2
I assume they mesnt RAID-Z2 but I’d like to think they actually meant a ZFS array built on top of an obselete RAID 2 of cloud accounts lol
Definitely meant the second one because it’s way funnier
Run your networking over IPX on that LLM
Giving the error so much attention is collapsing its wave function. Try ignoring it for a few days and see if it doesn’t sort itself out.
Must be a bug on Debian side. That’s all common hardware, so you can just rely on someone else to report it and you’ll be back up in a day or 2.
Debian is the universal operating system, and I’m sure OP’s computer exists in some universe. File a bug.
I doubt it’s a bug. It’s probably a kernel issue, so try rebuilding the kernel on the hardware.
I’m sure this is funny.
