Featured there is Amanita Muscaria, which isn’t really that poisonous. White Amanitas are lethal, never touch those, but with Muscaria you could have some fun.
Some even theorise that the reason Santa is red and white comes from Amanitas, basically a siberian shaman got fucked up on shrooms and climbed down the middle pole of the tent to give everyone else shrooms as well. Which is why Santa comes from the chimney and gives colorful presents. :) (Or so some people have theorised, I’m not asserting it as fact lol.)
edit and also reindeer love chomping on amanitas, and amanitas are associated with feelings of “flying”. and the way these people would get high is that the shaman would eat a lot of shrooms, then after he got high he’d piss in a bowl and that piss would get people really high.)
I call bullshit on that one. Santa is red and white because Coca Cola drabbed him in their colors for a marketing campaign and it catched on. Before that Santa was usually portrayed in white and green.
Coke may have (re)popularised them, but they didn’t originate them, so the Siberian shroom santa is still technically possible if not plausible.
Although it may seem a fortunate coincidence, the use of red and white colours for Santa’s outfit was not a homage to Coca-Cola’s brand colours, but rather was inspired by the Bishop’s mitre clothing which may have been worn by the real St Nicholas
https://www.citma.org.uk/resources/the-story-of-santa-and-coca-cola-blog.html
Fair enough.
Popular myth
White Amanitas are lethal, never touch those, but with Muscaria you could have some fun.
These are my favorites because of their common name. Destroying Angel.
Fun fact: the survival rate without treatment is about half, but that goes up to ~90% if you get treated quickly. However, it can still destroy your liver. The toxin is thermostable so cooking doesn’t break it down. It is excreted in urine so a lot of the treatment consists of pumping you full of fluids and making you pee a lot. There is no actual antidote to the toxin.
Few weeks ago I read up on A. Muscaria, picked up a couple in a local forest, decarboxydized them in an oven and drank tea with 4g of (poorly) dried mushroom. 3 days before sleep.
Holy mother of fungi, it’s like having an antidepressant that, you know, works. Deep sleep duration increased from 10 to 19%. Walking up in the morning felt normal. Weed consumption dropped roughly by half.
Only after three evenings, effects are felt four days after, although waining.
I’m just a noise on the Internet, my words are worth nothing. But read up on the mushroom, it’s definitely something different from what people think it is.
Hope you addressed that to people in general.
I’ve dried and made tee as well. Was rather soft. But it’s very hard experimenting when you’ve no idea of potency or dosages. For me at least, even though I tried getting a good buzz and drank quite a large dose, the effects were rather mild. Noticeable and pleasant, but not too strong.
At least for one there was not a similar sort of anxiety liberty caps give. They are really potent though, so it’s a bit different.
I might collect an amanita or two actually not that they should be somewhat in season. Although I might be late already.
… it’s very hard experimenting when you’ve no idea of potency or dosages.
This.
Fun thing I bumped into a few weeks ago: the guy who’s credited with inventing LSD tried a bit to see how it worked and how it felt. But he had no idea just how ridiculously potent LSD is. I forgot the exact numbers, but I do recall the ballpark. So he had a Fermi-estimated 100 μg while he only needed like 10 μg for a good time, so not only did he have the first known LSD trip, he had the first known bad trip.
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Now I want him to teach me about mushrooms.
I’m also curious as to what the symbiotic relationship with the genus Mustelidae is
He just did!
Also, you cannot kill them in a way that matters
“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.”
- mushrooms
It’s over, I have the low ground
- mushroom
The shaggy mane mushrooms like growing on a hillside in my yard and not at the bottom!
They ARE the ground.
Break mycelium in half, now is just two mycelium. Mycelium win every time.
Mycelium > yourcelium
Why not ourcelium, comrade
Throw it into the sun
Then the sun develops a fungal infection, and don’t scratch that itchy rash, it’ll only make it worse.
thank you for the gold reference. completely forgot about that post
Burning them seems to kill them. As does fungicide.
Reminds me: In the roguelike game Cataclysm DDA, there’s fungus monsters. Basically once they’re on the map, the best strategy was to just run and keep running until they were out of the game’s “simulation bubble.”
They would spread fungal colonies uncontrollably, creating fungal towers, spawning more spores, and fungal versions of monsters, which would spread more spores…
You could hack away at them or burn them sure, but all of them? Unlikely. You could also get infected with spores! They’d rapidly take over the entire game basically lol … Dunno if that’s been nerfed now.
Spores are freaky. Really freaky…
40k Orcs work like that. It leaves open the question if Orc burgers are vegan or not.
Anyone knows what that allergic reaction thing references? Sounds interesting
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There’s a Paul Stamets video where he talks about how mushrooms are so closely related to humans that we both fight off similar pathogens and that is why they are so useful to us for medicine (penicillin for example.)
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You’re right, my word choice makes it seem like I was saying fungi and humans are genetically related. Thanks for clarifying.
There’s an enormous difference between kingdoms, so being more similar still leaves us very far apart.
That’s true. To even get to the mushroom kingdom you have to jump into a lot of pipes.
Yeah the similarities make sense when you look at sponges and sea lilies and the like, but the difference between a mushroom and a mammal is incredibly vast
Our immune systems can tell the difference between human blood types. Let alone fungus vs human.
TIL Stamets is named after a real mycologist.
I was thinking, “he is a real mycologist,” before I figured out to whom you were referring.
Yeah, I don’t know if @[email protected] is a mycologist but he’s certainly named after one.
Named after an Astromycologist anyway. I try to distance myself as much as I can from the Union busting real world mushroom man
Holy shit. That’s mildly terrifying…
What other great mushroom facts do you have, mystery man?
The ol’ bait and switch
most of it was bullshit. soon as you start down a taxonomy road you’re fucked with stupidity. most things in nature are on a spectrum.
Most of my friends are also on a spectrum.
are they fun guys?
probably.
Well new fear unlocked, thanks.
One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.
Ask Alice
When she’s ten feet tall
And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you’re going to fall
Knee deep in the hoopla
Smoking from a hookah
There is mushroom for research
boooooooooooooo
You don’t teach about mushrooms, you get the mushrooms to teach you.
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But we know what they are - they’re mushrooms.
But he did just teach us about mushrooms!
eat psychedelic mushrooms, kids. they’re good for ya!
He sounds like a fun guy.
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“live saving”
They can save your current progress without pausing. Isn’t that easy to understand?
What do you think he’s refering to?
1-up mushrooms
They’re just very exited, give them a break.
Isn’t there a conspiracy theories that the shrooms are a hive mind secretly guiding humanity’s evolution into godhood?
Do you mean the stoned ape theory? Never have seen it interpreted in that way, but it’s weirdly comforting and I kinda want to believe it now. Makes humanity feel less lost when there could be some fungi buddies looking after us, secretly manipulating us into becoming better beings.
Ever since watching the latest season of Clarkson’s Farm, I can’t help but hear him say ‘space penises’ any time I read the word mishrooms…
Hah yes what a wacky role model that man is. What a lovely avuncular figure in all of our lives. What a boon to mankind.
Are we really calling that racist homophobe who rails against road safety and assaults people a “role model” of any sort?
Oh sorry I thought the sarcasm was obvious. He is a wretched man and I hope he dies soon in tremendous pain
The fun part is the sort of people who do like him will upvote my comment because they are stupid.
Reading it again I can see the sarcasm oozing from it, but in the context of the comment before which seems a more sincere love of the guy (not least because it demonstrates someone actually watched his post–Top Gear content) I thought it was worth pointing out what a horrible human being Jeremy Clarkson is.
I honestly don’t know how I feel about his Top Gear castmates. On the one hand they seem much more genuinely good people from their own actions and content outside of Top Gear & its spiritual successor. On the other they did seem more than willing to get back on board with him even after he committed assault (on top of all the other shit).
I think Hammond and May are actually real life friends of Clarkson. And that generation tends to not abandon a friend because of social pressure. Personally, I would have a beer with May and Hammond anytime and anywhere. But Clarkson would be a pass for me.
But who knows, they are all actors and are pros at being what they are not.
I think I’d have a beer with the guy, I think he’s a giant prat but just because I dislike someone doesn’t mean they can’t have positive qualities mixed in among the bad. What he’s doing right now is actually somewhat positive for farmers in the UK and if I met him I’d at least want to re-enforce the less shitty behaviour.
