So they touch it and tell us what it feels like?
Ya but you have to pay extra for eye contact
I’m not too sure I’d trust a second-handy from Goodwill.
Yeah I don’t have time to hang around for the second one.
Touching me
Touching youuuuuAs a musician who has had to play it more times than I’d care to admit, I just want to remind everyone that Neil Diamond wrote that song about an 11-year-old
Oh my
W.T.F.
I was hearing The Darkness.
No that would be:
Touchin’ meEEEEEEEeeeEE! Touchin’ yoOOOOOOOoooOO! Touching’ me YEAH I’M TOUCHIN’ YOOOOOOU!
There is clearly a reason why they put this sign up. I’d be curious to hear what that reason was
There are a few universal truths to humanity.
One is that there are two types of people: those who can have nice, delicate things, and those who should be denied entrance to anywhere the first group goes.
The test is: can you pick up and appropriately place a needle on a record.
Reminds me of an ad a local radio station does for a U-Pull-It salvage yard.
“Hey man! You can’t do that here!”
“But the sign says U-Pull-It?!?”
“That’s not what that means!”
“Oh . . . you wanna pull it for me then?”
They’re worse than my wife.
Let me fix that : « Please don’t yourselves ask it » … « Touch us for Thx » … « to touch you !! »
– Signed, the Catholic Church
