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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

"I never thought they'd eat MY face!"

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"I never thought they'd eat MY face!"

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    its always the doucebag with a profile of half nekkid bodies.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Or in their car wearing sunglasses.

  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today
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    2 days ago

    Ah yes, the fictionalized content where our enemy has learned we’re right and they’re wrong.

    I mean why understand our enemy, when we can echo chamber.

  • rockettaco37@feddit.nu
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    Have the day you voted for. :D

  • pyre@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    that’s quite a turn to take between February and Dodecember

  • Credibly_Human@lemmy.world
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    The crazy thing about this piece of shit, is that he has so much hate for marginalized people, that even though he is actively being fucked by what he voted for, he can’t even bring himself to lying and saying that he will vote for the opposing party, and of course in reality will continue to vote for fucking himself because he hopes it fucks the marginalized more.

  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    You’ll be lucky to be voting, Evan.

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      He said he won’t be, so accurate either way.

  • jlow (he / him)@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Yeah, chances are high that you will indeed not be voting.

  • gmtom@lemmy.world
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    But the thing is he will totally vote in 2028.

    He will either have simply forgotten, or the republicans will have fabricated some new crisis by then and he will tell himself “well I have to vote or the democrats will force everyone to be non binary and polyamorous!!!”

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      Is that really so bad?

      Like, hell man person, let’s just make a pile.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        I call top of the pile!

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    These people are racist goldfish. As soon as the GOP dangles keys in his face again he’ll believe everything they say.

  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world
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    To be fair, thats true of all governments. People who voted for Trump, thinking he was Bernie… Well, yeah, theyve been walking up sore for a while now.

  • bitwolf@sh.itjust.works
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    you_dont_say.jpg

  • kingshrubb@lemmy.ml
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    This guy seems like a real scrotum.

    • EponymousBosh@awful.systems
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      Hemp farmers, back to the unemployment office…

    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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      How does he believe these things and yet also choose to sell weed?

    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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      This has got to be a satire account ?

      • 87Six@lemmy.zip
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        You could say that about the entire US

    • fritobugger2017@lemmy.world
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      No he isn’t. Scrotums are useful.

    • Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works
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      “We are so back…” (wards)

    • 鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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      “Women, back to kitchen”

      Lmao, my dad cooks better than my mom, and my mom can’t even cook, and she happens to make the most money. Did I grow up in an inverted household?

      • Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world
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        Like my new name?

        Edit: you know me. Sorta. I got banned and had to make a new account. Can u guess who i sm?

      • jaschen306@sh.itjust.works
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        Worlds best chefs are all men.

        • Dingleberrydipndots@lemmy.world
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          Worlds best anything is all men. Except women, the worlds best woman is a woman.

          No man can do what a woman can do. The baby part that is. Besides the baby part though, man can fulfill every other desire. And im not talking about gay stuff.

          Annnyyywaaay…

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Bro seriously! Also cooking for yourself is rewarding in its own right. Like it is literally part of being a complete person. Also guaranteed this fucker would never talk like this IRL.

      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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        you are being oppressed. do not resist us. you will be freed from your oppression.

        *I grew up similarly to you

        • 鳳凰院 凶真 (Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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          God pls no, no one deserves to be forced fed mom’s cooking… that’s a fate worse than death.

          • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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            He’s the type to pray before meals … because his mom cooks them.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      He thinks he’s going to get a repeal of Loving v. Virginia? Who does he think the vice president is married to?

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        Option A: “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

        Option B: that’s how Vance plans to get out of it and go after Charlie Kirk’s wife next

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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          You’re on the money, maybe in both cases.

          Pointing out the ridiculousness and hypocrisy of these men does not challenge them anyway. They are comfortable with their madness, I know this. The jokes are only for us at this point.

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        The president married an immigrant too, lol.

        • Soulg@ani.social
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          Usha Vance isn’t an immigrant to be fair

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            Oh no, I meant Melina. Though Usha needs to find a better guy. Good lord, haha.

          • That Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            she’s not white, so she’s an immigant. At least according to MAGAts.

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      He should been hurt way more.

  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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    The leopards will never go hungry for faces with these jackasses around.

  • BigBenis@lemmy.world
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    Translation: "The government I voted for on the promise of hurting other people ended up hurting me as well so as a consequence I’m going to abstain from any collective decision making for the foreseeable future, that’ll show 'em!

  • ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I mean, at least nobody is getting a buzz from a gummy anymore. Got to think of what is important.

    • chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I never really even got a buzz; I just use em to sleep through the night (half a 10mg a night). In the past I used to drink to sleep but that’s not healthy and didn’t really give you rest anyway.

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        I’d suggest trying tincture or seltzers. Personally I’d prefer them over edibles (though I mostly vape, living in a rec state)

      • phar@lemmy.ml
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        Have you tried melatonin? Works great for me. Less drowsy in the AM than weed in my experience.

        • TechAnon@lemmy.world
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          Some studies are showing melatonin increases heart issues.

          • phar@lemmy.ml
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            Wow I had not seen that, thank you for the info I will look into.

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