Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is “Jack” realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

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Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.

The hurt locker.

But only the guy who gets blown up at the start is a human.

John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I’ll keep the pig.

Or any of Nick Cage’s movies and keep Nick Cage.

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Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

Okay but now I’m imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

Schindler’s List. The girl in the red dress.

So many people would get fired.

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.