The general rule of transparency is to make you look good and strong, not like a feeble-minded limp dick.
DOES HE THINK THE INTERNET IS A TELEGRAPH STOP IT IS NOT A TELEGRAPH IT IS A SERIES OF TUBES EXCLAMATION STOP
International diplomacy via social media in public. What a world.
So bombing Palestinian children is okay but he draws the line at Iran?
Iran is supported by Russia.
Did he add a “hereby” to his demand?
“I dedare BANKRUPTCY!”
that dedare looks a little eyetalic.
Need to check the keming on that font.
I didn’t say it, I declared it.
He is so fucking lame
At least he spelled his own name right this time
That’s the most baffling part. I never had a high opinion of the general populations intelligence. But you got to be a goddamn moron to be impressed by the current president. It’s not hyperbole to say I’ve lost all faith and humanity.
Yep. So many people flying their stupid Taco flags and wearing their “Let’s Go Brandon” shirts and so on just seemingly have no idea how normal people view Taco.
To me, it’s like watching the stupidest kid in the class with his underwear on his head and smearing feces on the wall. And I’m hardly alone in that view - Taco is and always has been a ridiculous and unserious dumbass. And these people think he’s not only the best Republican candidate for office, they think he’s the best they’ve ever had.
wait what they’re flying taco flags? is nothing sacred don’t answer that
Well at least he spelled his name right this time. I guess that’s something.
Whatever donakd
MAJOR VIOLATION
He’s forgetting who he works for again.
Good. Make sure he makes all the enemies he can.
Russia reminded him, that’s why this happened
Woah is truth social not an effective way to conduct international relations or something? damn. I guess he’d better try Facebook
Whoa, I thought Signal was the go to app for war plans?
regarding that I’m amazed a group of people convinced eachother to use signal. that’s actually an impressive feat of diplomacy ever since it stopped providing SMS
“I HAVE SPOKEN!”
“Hey, guys, I have spoken, hear me? Guys? Hey, guys?”
“GODDAMIT, I SAID I’VE SPOKEN, HEAR ME? DO WHAT I SAY! I DEMAND YOU DO WHAT I SAY! HERE’S MY NAME!”
The Art of the Deal, indeed.
He’s Cartman.
Cartman has internal consistency and the ability to finish a thought.
He’ll also feed your parents to you if you piss him off
🦭💨
Shart of the Squeal
🦭💨
tap-tap
IS THIS THING ON!?
Oh wait, do you mean he is finally starting to realize Israel is (In this case) the bad guy in the dispute?
PS Yes, yes, yes, I know, Iran isn’t “the good guy” in most respects, I mean in the case of this war.
There are no good guys in charge. Anywhere. Only greedy guys.
There’s one or three - out of thousands.
No, Russia just called and said “Iran is cancelling our drone deliveries. Make Israel stop or we release the tape”
how could you possibly know such an obvious truth. get the witch!
(*) Donakd J. Trump.
Or, if you go by his Press Secretary…
President Chump.
She keeps saying Trump as Chump, in official press conferences.
Oh my, I want a supercut of that.
I’m about to write a children’s book up in this bitch
He spelled his name correctly this time.
BOMBS
BIG LOADS
DONALD J TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
You don’t have to sign your tweets.
Signed everyone. 2007.
sometimes you need to though.
love and kisses, 1996
I think he signed this one just to prove that he can spell his own name right.
proof someone else wrote it
trumvfefe
Hamkerders
Signed everyone
Did they at least do it ironically?
Signing them makes it an official presidential act…
ORDER CORN
SIGNED JOHN BARRON
Look, when a guy regularly tweets with caps lock you’ve got to lower your expectations.
Looks like he’s feeling the sting of being ignored and has to pump himself up in an attempt to get the world to pay him attention.
I guess truth social is now an “official channel” for international diplomacy. What a brave new world we live in
Step 1. Hack “Truth” Social
Step 2. Post: “My fellow Americans. I have signed
legislationan executive order today that will outlaw China forever. We begin bombing in five minutes”Step 3. ???
Step 4.
Maybe better if he directs his word diarrhea there than to real diplomatic channels.
European leaders are still stuck on X, says enough about them too.
At least the European Commission has their own Mastodon instance.
Yup
Yeah, seems to be working really well!
Nationalize it
There’s a lot of stuff we should nationalize, starting with almost everything the DOGE Goblin owns. We paid for it all, it’s ours.
You say that as a joke… I could see Trump hopping on that train. Truth Social - worth at LEAST $200B, which the government will pay direclty to Trump as compensation for making the platform the national social media platform of America.
What if no one was listening? Israel could just be leaving Truth Social unread.
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