This reads like a joke question, I know, but I actually mean it.
Are you supposed to answer this sort of suggestive question with honesty? Or is this generally meant to be answered in coy and or affirmation? Because I don’t want to ruin the mood but I also don’t want to unwittingly spoil her expectations. (FYI, I’m average sized.)
You tell her you hope that she’s not scared too easily and do it with a straight face. Then, say no more on the subject. She’ll be too intrigued at the meaning of it to hold back the curiosity. Then it’s too late. It’s just a penis.
/Insert Nelson from Simpsons ‘haha’ here
It depends on the context. Does she expect a serious answer? Do you feel comfortable telling her? If so you may want to use quantitative measurements (ie., an accurate length in cm/in) rather than vague adjectives like “big”. One person’s “big” is another person’s “average.”
Does she expect a serious answer?
That’s what I’m asking here. Do they generally expect a serious answer or not?
You can’t generalize women this way. They’re individual people.
If you are in it for a relationship, I’d ask them why the fuck it was any of their business. Are they loose or tight? Are they dry? Do they stink? Ask any reversed gential-related questions to put some perspective on it. And consider moving on to someone else. I guess if you’ve been together a long time and more personal with each other but not having sex, it can be borderline ok from a curiosity standpoint, but if they are shallow enough to have that matter to them, better to just be honest and potentially done with them.
If you guys are just in it to bang, then give any witty response you want. If they double down after that, ask if they are serious or if it matters to them. If it does, give an honest answer. Maybe they are shallow enough to care in which case you are dodging a bullet.
I am not a good person to ask because I’ve never been asked that question. My only suggestion is to try to discern the tone of her voice when she asks.
You are allowed to ask “are you serious?”
It really depends on the person, there’s no universally right answer tbh.
If you answer with anything other than some variation of “why don’t you find out for yourself?” You’re going to blow your chances.
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Yeah, this seems like inexperienced people for playing via text, and I don’t mean that as a shot at either. Gotta get experience sometime. Definitely worth making a joke about it, but maybe after the fact.
Penis size is 99% male insecurity and 1% female preference.
So, as a gay dude, bigger is preferable (and WHY DO BOTTOMS HAVE ALL THE HUGE DICKS 😭) but I’m also not going to turn someone away because they aren’t my imaginary godlike 13 inch uncut knotted wolfman - I’ll suck and enjoy them at basically any size, any configuration.
So when a guy gets all worried about numbers, like my guy, if we are discussing sizes, you’re already going to have a good time in short order. 7 inches, great, 4 inches, that is fine too. Needy subs at the front of the line, but this business doesn’t close until the line is empty, and customer service is our priority. Rock what your momma gave ya.
Right but if she asks in the first place, it’s a red flag.
Imagine if the genders were reversed. It’s not a normal question to ask.
I don’t know, you tell me
The definition of Somethin’ is when you hold it with both hands and can still see the head.
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Now that’s Somethin!
I think a lot depends on context. I’ve only been asked this in public razzing environments where joking back is appropriate “why? are you really loose?” Or “your dad didn’t complain” If flirty, “play your cards right and maybe you’ll find out” works. Like others’ve said. If joking and flirty, “what I lack in length, I make up for in quickness” To your question, I wouldn’t give a number. Treat it as a vibe check and be confident. your dick is fine, bro.
You’re not supposed to be insecure about it.
You can be honest , you can joke about it. I’d probably just tell them it’s so boringly average, I measure every day and compare to the wikipedia article on penis size.
You tell them “it’s not 12” but it smells like a foot" and then get ready to fight them off with a stick.
Alright, I’m going with this.
Flirty answer followed by real answer if actually pressed. It’s not like it’s something you reasonably have control over anyway (I don’t consider lengthening surgery reasonable, though more power to anyone that does, it ain’t my body), outside of maybe some small gains if losing weight in your pelvis area or improving your general cardiovascular health.
Not gonna come out here and say size is totally irrelevant, but there’s lots of ways to have great sex without going around bruising women’s cervixes.
Tell her she’s gonna have to find that out for herself
Saw this happen at a party once, dude said its the best clit rubber you’ll ever experience with confidence of a God. Everyone laughed.
your mum joke
Your mum didn’t have any complaints.
If asked, likely it’s that they want access?
I’d just be truthful
Not every lady wants big. An insecure guy would hear this question one way, like “do you have a small dick or what?” But it could also mean “are you going to hurt me because you’re too big?”
All of that assumes she has some interest in you. If it’s just a random person asking another random person then “that’s none of your damn business” would apply.
Everyone here’s saying “one way to find out WINK WINK” but that assumes she’s someone you want to have sex with. In my life the only women I’ve met who were this crass and forward were also beasts I wanted nothing to do with.
