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Amen, brother. I’m only 46. I hopefully have decades of fuckups left in me.
I wish you many more return trips to the store to get the thing you went for in the first place
I feel seen.
Life’s a piece of shit
When you think of it…
Worse things happen at sea, you know!
You came from nothing you’re going back to nothing. What do you lose? Nothing!
Can’t have epic failures if you don’t have epic responsibilities. Rack up those successes to set up the biggest downfall of all time!!
As an optometrist my spectacles are in front of me.
Just remember, trying something hard is the first step toward failure. So give up now and play video games instead.
With every new day you get the opportunity to go right back to bed
Every day is a new chance to avoid accomplishment.
Any time you think of doing anything useful or productive, remember that that’s way too much work and you’d rather do nothing.
Doing nothing is very underrated. I might rate if higher if I ever get around to it.
Yeah I mean you can always end up on the news.
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Uncle Duke
As an optimist, I tend to believe that my most spectacular failures are still ahead of me.
Things that destroyed me in my 20s I just shrug at now in my 30s. It’s like a drug. I have to fuck up harder now. Maybe on a national scale…
