Holy shit this is like a precision guided munition
I don’t mean for anyone here to catch a stray
But who the fuck genuinely looks at Oakleys and thinks, yeah that’s a cool look that doesn’t make me look completely out of touch with basically every part of the modern day
I have wrap-around sunglasses because my commute is north-south and I don’t like the sun coming into my eyes from the side.
I’m also losing hair due to genetics.
Apparently this makes me look like a bigot.
I’m a middle-aged, southern, white dad who apparently also looks like I might enjoy some casual “locker-room talk,” and it makes some folks feel uncomfortably comfortable telling me their racist, sexist or otherwise terribly shortsighted views on the world.
The only reason I’m not planning to wear a costume to tomorrow’s protest is because I want to make sure others see someone who looks just like them standing up against this nonsense.
I know it’s because of genetics for me, but man sometimes do I wonder if my diet/life choices have done nothing but get me there faster.
My theorie is that children help to accelerate it.
There have actually been studies that show the oxytocin released from rearing children increases hair growth in men. Study
I mean, they’re sunglasses. Probably way overpriced for what they are. But they’re something to keep the sun out of your eyes when you’re out fishing or working outside or whatever. What would be the alternative to that kind of “sport” style, or aviators?
these people looked like they never stepped outside.
Have you ever seen a group of more insecure looking people? They’re all one incorrect Wendy’s order away from a full-on performative nervous breakdown
They like wearing shades all the time so they can creepy stare at women who would never speak to them without getting called out.
I won’t be watching it either. Because sports are dumb and I don’t know who bad bunny is.
I’m sure Mr. Bunny is a fine performer, I just don’t care for football.
inbred, they could be related through sister/cousin/mother.
I haven’t seen any purpose in watching a Super Bowl since I saw Janet Jackson’s boob. It won’t get any better
Looks like a Who’s Who of the Herman Cain Awards.
You’re boycotting the Super Bowl Half-Time Show cause of Bad Bunny. I am boycotting the Super Bowl Half-Time Show cause the NFL is shitty organization. We’re not the same.
They’re literally boycotting when they finally got an artist from the US
Character select screen for the worst fighting game of all time
Target selection for a sniper game, then?
It’s not like any one is forcing them to watch it. Also, I won’t be watching the game at all. Bread and circuses.
This is how I go undercover.
