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Id be the same way.
And it’s mandatory!?
ICE will find you and bring you to the theater.
I’d rather be shot in the face and called a stupid bitch.
That’s very patriotic of you.
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Would rather they just impound my car.
I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.
Or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.
A man of culture I see!
Or eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with AMERICAN beer.
FIFY
Sorry, but you can’t fix perfection. This is the lyrics to AVGN!
I wouldn’t be surprised if many people who did go see it were blackmailed in some way.
Not necessarily blackmailed. Just bribed.
Can they try to bribe me? I mean they can pay me in advance and I will pinky promise I will go watch it… or maybe they can bribe me with cash, like around 100$, but also a half bottle of whisky or rum to make it tolerable. I’ll just mix the stuff in the large sodas they will provide (and I will need take frequent bathroom breaks to take a few nice long pisses).
that sounds awesome. Id totally join you for that! (as long as the money is e-transfered beforehand)
Banjo jokes for the modern era
Thats where $7m came from…
Quickly back up and hit the cruiser. Can’t see Melania if you’re in jail.
