NomNom@feddit.ukBanned to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agoTIL that Germany ran a program where they deliberately paired orphans with pedophiles on the theory that someone sexually attracted to them would take better care of themwww.newyorker.comexternal-linkmessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTIL that Germany ran a program where they deliberately paired orphans with pedophiles on the theory that someone sexually attracted to them would take better care of themwww.newyorker.comNomNom@feddit.ukBanned to Today I Learned@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square36linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareblarghly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoMan, this is even worse than trying to teach dolphins english using acid and hand jobs
minus-squareblarghly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoThe truth is stranger than fiction
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoIt’s funny because everyone knows dolphins prefer the romance languages.
minus-squaretrackball_fetish@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoOh lawd they gave the murder machines lysergic
minus-square🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago lysergic I joke about “lysdexic” so often my brain read that as “dyslexia” at first. heh
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoNo hablo inglés. Es tut mir leid, ich spreche kein Englisch. Je ne parle pas anglais. मैं अंग्रेज़ी नहीं बोलता। Извините, я не говорю по‑английски.
Man, this is even worse than trying to teach dolphins english using acid and hand jobs
that was too specific
The truth is stranger than fiction
That was a wild read!
It’s funny because everyone knows dolphins prefer the romance languages.
Oh lawd they gave the murder machines lysergic
I joke about “lysdexic” so often my brain read that as “dyslexia” at first. heh
No hablo inglés.
Es tut mir leid, ich spreche kein Englisch.
Je ne parle pas anglais.
मैं अंग्रेज़ी नहीं बोलता।
Извините, я не говорю по‑английски.