Used to call them all the time as part of a job working university campus security. We knew them, they knew us, no big deal. We were briefed each year on how to talk to them, what order to give descriptions of people’s attire for example (top-down, inside-out), the specific phonetic alphabet they used, a map of campus with cardinal directions, all that stuff. Not a huge deal.

…while listening to the radio play-by-play telling them it was going to right field.

TV SCORPION

Do not pass Go, do not collect… ah who are we kidding, they will collect $200 and more anyways

I’ve tried others to start my day, but nothing else quite works the same.

Gallagher and his sledge-o-matic have entered the chat

Splunge.

I slapped Mint onto an old Surface Pro 3 and it runs great. Only complaints are inconveniences, really (constant updates, no easy way to get the standard set of fonts on it to replace Word’s library effectively). But I’m enjoying it much more than the bloated Windows 10 that used to be on it.

What’s the one for the St. Anger snare. Asking for a friend.

Illicit fentanyl, as opposed to the medicinal fentanyl.

Nah I only shower in Nestle-slop to make up for it.

Everything’s made up and the points don’t matter. Just like pants on a toll booth operator.

But seriously, if congress doesn’t implement ways to “save” money (aka not spend up to whatever we say the debt ceiling is) and elect to just print more money, the value of the dollar plummets even more. So then we can’t get shit done without spending more tax revenue on our loans (and republicans don’t want to recoup taxes). It’s a vicious cycle.

I’m a little curious as to why they used a gift card and didn’t just pay with their own card. Seems a hassle to add the extra step.

Sometimes a kind soul has sprinkled Criterion releases on the shelf too!

The real number here is what percent of republicans approve. I’m clocking that at around a solid 90% to make that number.

Edit: ok, so 70% of “MAGA republicans” according to the article. But there’s “regular” republicans as well.

“Freeze!”

“No u”

pow pow pow pow pow pow

The ones getting the 12bn bailout that we’re financing after they voted for the guy who enacted tariffs and tanked their operation? Sure, give them more money. Lesson learned I guess.

David Foster Wallace’s “Incarnations of Burned Children.”