While the body is not magnetic, there’s a magnet in the bottom of the clip which I did not know about until now.

I have mine in my hand now, and it sure feels like the same material as the body — very cold, I’d assume it’s metal.

It’s a brick and I’m nodding slowly

No, for reasons previous answers have stated. Stuff like antipsychotics (risperidone) will stop LSD and shroom trips though.

“Hello, 911? Your friendly neighborhood cartel bro here. Yeah, just wanted to tell you my exact location so you can come pick me up while I’m incapacitated. No, this isn’t my burner phone, this is my regular one with the caller ID. Took out a Fed on my way down, so you might wanna send some heavily armed cops too, tee hee :3”

The walking taco. Who doesn’t want 1. A taco, and 2. The ease of eating it out of a bag?

I threw up every morning from anxiety.

Good thing the students can still hear a critique of political economy.

He needed something for show and tell before applesauce and naptime.

It will be left to the discretion of park service officials to determine whether a pass has been “defaced” or not.

I have a feeling there’s some very disgruntled park staff who are over this shit and can’t be paid enough to care.

Waiting for the “It was totally self defense so I shot her in the freakin’ face a bunch of times.” Fucking cowards. I hope you all get the brazen bull.

There’s a fair number of common antidepressants that’ll pop for PCP.

Gotta completely desecrate it so it doesn’t come back as a zombie. Canada, the e-vites are in your inboxes since you know how to throw a proper bbq.

“You got an uphill battle here, counselor. She did look at him crossways.”

Shoe on head pls

No, this is a feature that cuts the engine off when you’re at a stop. Then the engine re-starts when you try to accelerate again. Or if the AC needs to kick on. Or if the car needs literally anything. It’s jarring, and it’s little more than a gimmick that manufacturers used to improve gas mileage in testing.

I think it got taken down but there’s one where he’s at a Sam Kinison benefit (?) and does a character called “Post-nuclear Elvis” — one of the funniest things I’ve seen him do, and totally makes sense why they pulled him to do the Andy Kaufman film

Always check the label before you leave the pharmacy. I do that with one I only get from Northstar. There have been a few times the pharmacy blew past the order, and I make sure to take it out at the counter in case I need to send it back (they won’t take it back otherwise).

That’s a noshitpost. It’s so binding it’ll stick to the ceiling.