Waiting for the “It was totally self defense so I shot her in the freakin’ face a bunch of times.” Fucking cowards. I hope you all get the brazen bull.

There’s a fair number of common antidepressants that’ll pop for PCP.

Gotta completely desecrate it so it doesn’t come back as a zombie. Canada, the e-vites are in your inboxes since you know how to throw a proper bbq.

“You got an uphill battle here, counselor. She did look at him crossways.”

Shoe on head pls

No, this is a feature that cuts the engine off when you’re at a stop. Then the engine re-starts when you try to accelerate again. Or if the AC needs to kick on. Or if the car needs literally anything. It’s jarring, and it’s little more than a gimmick that manufacturers used to improve gas mileage in testing.

I think it got taken down but there’s one where he’s at a Sam Kinison benefit (?) and does a character called “Post-nuclear Elvis” — one of the funniest things I’ve seen him do, and totally makes sense why they pulled him to do the Andy Kaufman film

Always check the label before you leave the pharmacy. I do that with one I only get from Northstar. There have been a few times the pharmacy blew past the order, and I make sure to take it out at the counter in case I need to send it back (they won’t take it back otherwise).

That’s a noshitpost. It’s so binding it’ll stick to the ceiling.

You’re thinking of Tylenol. Ibuprofen will wreak hell on the kidneys and stomach.

Just a teensy iOS/macos extension, but Vinegar is awesome for watching YouTube.

I would have said the Affinity suite of stuff, but they recently sold out to Canva, and fuuuuuuuck them.

Nah, just plug it into the power strip with the space heater and set it up against the hot water heater for maximum cozy.

They blue themselves?

If they didn’t, he’d be doing it wrong.

The right answer.

We shall have ddr5 soon Alhamdulillah

I think this one works just as well despite being 3 years old.

You just talk about the broad strokes (removing “red tape” around construction) and he’s orange putty in your hands. Slap him on the funnies and he’s got Garfield on his forehead.

I hope it’s the size of his model like the henge from Spinal Tap.