They literally don’t think too hard about it. Just feed them the next conspiracy line and they’ll latch on, no matter how hard it goes against the last one. “He was there because he was trying to stop it” was the approximate excuse I heard a few years ago.
It’s always at the bottom or top right where you’d step off and you just watch the person’s shoe suddenly disappear, and then they disappear. I believe it’s a shoelace or loose/flexible shoes that get pulled into the machinery and belts where the surface flattens out and goes back under the floor.
Yeah so funnily enough I just checked IG reels and saw one where about four people get shot. There was a “sensitive content” screen over it but that’s it. Postmodern complaint: I’m just glad it wasn’t someone getting sucked into an escalator, those are freaky.
Bureaucracy, when properly implemented, can be quite efficient. They don’t want to admit that to undo bureaucracy, they need more bureaucracy, so these doofuses are taking the MBA approach and showing us how bad a 3rd party tech bro audit actually is.
Because of…uhh…Havana Syndrome! That’s it!
They can always take a break in The Wiggler
You’ll get these cuts and you’ll like it, you’ll like the fucking taste of these golf cleats we jam in your dip-filled mouths, and you’ll believe us when we blame the fentanyl-smuggling Mexicans again and again ya rubes
The second. There’s just more of them in a room and it’s harder to hide the crazy.
Divvy that one up for the $5k rebate checks that are totally on their way
Reminds me of that Gaki No Tsukai bit with the little chocolate fountain
It’s funny, because if you mention Holocaust numbers they’re suddenly drawing equations across multiple chalkboards
Is it that thing that demolecularizes your head and turns your bones into vapor? You know, a Tesla vehicle battery fire?
I’m in the same boat, bought a Samsung 40-something-inch smart tv for around $300 maybe 6 years ago off the neglected “small TV” aisle. It has some bloatware, but it’s never been an issue after configuring a few settings. I’m guessing if I went for one of the floor models, it’d have been a problem.
In my location, back when I was in dating app hell, everyone kept saying they liked bonfires and the beach and hiking, so I wrote “hate bonfires, the beach, and especially hiking.” It paid off.
The man sounds like he got a Home Alone shovel to the back of the head.
So his emotional growth was literally, uh… well… you know…
Exactly. Who the fuck is going to stop them? You want to hit them with another lawsuit and say they should go into time-out? Legal orders mean nothing anymore. Everyone will carry on listening to their direct supervisor because they don’t want to get fired sooner. Just following orders here, boss.
Ehhh yes and no. There’s prescriptive grammar (how it ought to be) and descriptive grammar (how it’s actually used within communities). This is where the ideas of code switching and such come in. You can certainly reason well in a Creole, if that’s what your community speaks and how you are taught, e.g. Belizean Creole.
Here come the “ask it about Tiananmen Square” comments from your alcoholic uncle in his pit vipers