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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

This is mildly motivational

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This is mildly motivational

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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    What am I supposed to do when Grace is on her break?

    • October@lemmy.world
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      Take your break at the same time, that’s when you’re supposed to urinate together.

      • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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        Can she hold my hand while I’ll tinkle?

  • ratjefe@lemmy.today
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    piss with honor

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      I always do. Unless other me is sleepwalking, you don’t even want to know.

  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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    Why did I automatically think this was in the woman’s?

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    Anyone know where I can get the original to print/laminate/frame around the various restrooms I see across the world? I’m being serious.

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      トイレをきれいに使って頂きありがとうございます。 Is the Japanese if you want it for something.

      • Skeezix@lemmy.world
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        Which one of those glyphs is the one that means piss

        • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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          None. It literally says thank you for using the toilet cleanly.

  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    I wish more Japanese dudes would wash their fucking hands after though. It’s so gross.

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    In China, a lot of the urinal signs say “For you, 1 small step forward, for society, 1 big step forward”

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      That’s because urinals are crap at not splashing. In fact, one of the Ig Nobel prize winners this year was a better urinal.

      • DanWolfstone@leminal.space
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        Thanks for that rabbit hole, it was very interesting!

  • bedwyr@piefed.ca
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    This is the most Japanese thing I’ve ever seen.

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    Apply pissiprin!

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    I wield my porksaber with grace and accuracy in all matters, thankyouverymuch.

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    It doesn’t say that in Japanese lol. I guess this means the Westerner urinators are the ones that need the extra instruction. In Japanese it just says “thanks for keeping the restroom clean”

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      Japanese people are culturally conditioned to respond well to politeness and obligation.

      Anglos living in Japan are often some flavour of weeaboo.

      Thus, each culture gets a message they’ll respond well to.

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      That’s delightful

  • Q@piefed.world
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    According to machine translation:
    “Thank you for using the toilet cleanly.”

    • farmgineer@nord.pub
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      As a Japanese speaker: yep.

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      toire kinda means bathroom as well so in this case it’s (semi-literal) thanks for using the restroom cleanly.

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    Oh no, I forgot my peeing suit and monocle.

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      Tophats are just a backup in case yo can’t make it to the loo in time.

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    In japanese it only ask you to keep the toilet clean, thank you.

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    I am chaos.

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    The Japanese have shame culture down to an art form.

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