Racing like a pisshorse.
It is probably racing to the bathroom after three black coffees on an empty stomach.
I only drink black coffee. When I was a smoker, the smell of coffee made me have to poop, almost immediately. Since quitting? Coffee has no such affect, although I have gone from 4 cups a day to 1, so I’m not sure how that plays into the equation.
Only one way to find out. Eat a kilo of cheese. Fast for 24 hours and then drink coffee until it takes effect. If you write about your experiences, you can call it, “Null Hypothesis; Broken Toilet.”
Wow talk about a good answer to something that happened to me lol. I almost miss being ‘regular’ too.
I was not regular after quitting for quite some time. I really needed to make a concerted effort to get more fibre into my diet and now I’m back to my old regular self!
I’m fucking cracking up at this for real. Maybe it’s the 2.5 coffee’s worth of caffeine in my blood.
Epona?




